Pokemon Black and White

Oh my god Ash is stupider than ever!
But the music is great!
But Delia's voice sounds like she's six!
But they brought back Who's that Pokemon!
But they changed Isshu to Unova!

Something's Axkew here.

 

wat .

 

Please don't say it's getting dubbed by 4kids
Please don't say it's getting dubbed by 4kids

 

Pretty sure it's still Pokemon USA doing the dubbing.

 

Oh, thank god. But i cant wait for the game to come out......>_<

 

Ash is a Mary Sue, always has been since the first movie. Don't even try and deny it.

 

Hmm..

Yeah, That's true, especially considering how obnoxiously oblivious he can be.

 

mijumaru is sooo cute

and the rocket gang is awesome XD

 

*pulls on flame helmet, gets on flame shield, hides behind flame-proof rock*

Okay... I have for a long time hated pokemon...

*dives behind rock as flamers throw rotten tomatoes and eggs at me*

Seriously, I never, EVER, EVER, EVER watched the anime. I watched three of the movies. The first one was eh... To me, the second I thought kicked ass. The third plain out sucked and I gave up. I never got the channel of which Pokemon airs, and when I did and watched a few episodes, I rapidly lost interest and never watched it after two episodes.

Mary Su- I mean, Ash... Is a dumbass, sorry, but he is a moron. He has a few "funny moments" but most of the time he looks like a hopeless idiot who doesn't know how to tie his shoelaces. He never catches any pokemon, lets go of his most powerful ones when they're at the top, they never evolve for some unexplainable reason. *the Everstone started in Gold/Silver, that still doesn't explain all the other unevolutions*

Misty is the only one who made sense for me, if someone stole and busted a bike worth a million yen, I would follow him to his damned grave trying to get the money back. That's not romance people, that's common sense.

And I stopped playing the games after Silver, I tried the rest, but Silver is seriously the last game I played through without not playing it for about 5-10 years. *Ruby I went back to after a LONG time off*

There's my bashing, and I'm not leaving this rock now until the flamers leave.

 

I agree. But it somehow got worse. I mean, he MADE PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT AND VOLT TACKLE ON HIM! And then mistakes a regular Pokeball for a Master Ball.

And he pressed B. Duh.

 

Ash is still ten?

The last 13 years worth of events have only taken one year?

Holy mother of ****.

 

Correction: the last 13 years of events have taken the equivalent of a year in plastic surgery.

 

I think every season is a year.

 

...So he's 15? :/8D:

 

O_O
...Did you really just say that?
It sounds so unlike you!!!!! :<3:

 

I think it's more like a half year. And by the way, his birthday has been mentioned at least once. So he's at least 11 now.

 

The Anime!Pokemon Universe must exist in a dimension where time is irrelevent, that is the only reason to have an arguement that Ash is 11.

The games are better then the anime. The manga of the games is better then the anime. This fanfic is better then the anime. The Anime hasn't been relevent for years and has decreased in quality ever time I pop in to see an episode of whatever season its on. That's why I stopped watching it. Peace! *kicks down door and walks out*

 

I swear I thought Cheren was a girl xD

 

why were Brock's eyes always closed?


:<

 

Because he has a fear that if he opens his eyes Garrus Vakarian will be there ready to shoot him.