Please help me figure this out

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Absol, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    So my friend and I were walking and we spotted something strange on the sidewalk

    And upon closer inspection it turned out to be a used tampon

    I mean it didn't have blood or anything but it was definitely used

    A fucking tampon

    We also found the applicator up against a nearby wall

    So what the fuck

    I've tried to figure out if there is any possible explanation for this that makes sense but I can't

    Please help
     
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    ......girl was trying to be silly? Or because I've been reading WAY too much Case Closed, it might've been a call for help? Somehow.....
     
  3. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I seriously doubt that because it really was not the ideal place for a prank

    By the bars, maybe, but not outside the fucking convenience store

    I'm so confused
     
  4. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Honestly have no reasonable explaination for this.

    Consider it a mystery of life.
     
  5. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Coupled with your sig mentioning dildos and ****in *****es, this thread is now pushing PG-13 to whole new levels.
     
  6. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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  7. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    so it has no blood on it but it was used?
    idk someone might have just dipped it in water or something.
     
  8. P Banned

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    Is this a certain variety of tampon? The lovechild of a rouge tampon and a devilishly handsome dildo, mayhaps?
     
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    We found a used condom at our school in the arts building.
     
  10. miaulement Traverse Town Homebody

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    Well OBVIOUSLY the girl was naked and she didn't insert the tampon very well.

    Or maybe it was a guy doing very disturbing things...
    You'll never know.
     
  11. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Maybe a small child found his/her mommy's tampons (unused) and was playing with it outside a convience store.