Pence

== PENCE ==
Pence is a butt-ugly character orginating in Twilight Town of Kingdom Hearts. He is the most annoying of his friends, Roxas, Hayner, and Olette. He is very fat. His eyes are brown, the color of poooo.

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== FAT. ==
He is known as the outcast because he smells. His voice actor is a hottie. Hayner should kick Pence's fat Ass I was saying, Pence is unintellectual. And fat. He can not fit through doorways. He never changes his stupid red shirt with that little ninja headband, thus making him a poser of ninjas. And fat.

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== FlAMBOYANT. ==
One time, in the Usual Spot, Pence found Olette alone. He asked her for advice on how to acheive the goal of Roxas. She said, "Pence, are you flamboyant?" He nodded. She told him the key to Roxas' heart was rocks. She told him to violently throw rocks at him. Roxas died.
Pence's parents' named him Pence for the similarity between the words Pence and the male object.

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== UGLY. ==
It is said that Roxas' death was not because of the painful stoning, but Pence's butt-like face.

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P.S. This was created in part by real ninjas, dorchel.
P.S.S. This is very informative.
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What did Pence ever do to you? :(

 

Sounds to me like someone likes Pence.

 

We all know this is the sort of pence I'm interested in

 

Pence is a homosexual.

 

...lol wut?

 

OHOHO!! Do I sense something going on??? *winkwink*

Seriously though, whats so bad about Pence???

 

Uh huh, okay... ummm why again?

 

Sounds like someone has an obsession with Pence, if you know what I mean...

 

Is Pence's lawyer here?


Pence is accused of being fat, ugly, homo, and for the murder of Roxas with rocks.

 

What the hell?

I for one see nothing wrong with Pence. He's kind of funny actually, especially in the manga...

...Gah, okay, why am I wasting my time in this thread...

 

Are you seriously defending the obese freak we have titled Pence?

Can you not see his lack of hygene and face? Don't tell me you really think that butt on his shoulders is a face.

 

HAHA dude did you just try to de-rep me?

HAHAHAHHA

 

No. I think Pence did that. You may want to reconsider defending him.

 

Wrong section. Nobody cares here.

 

I love you.

 

Obviously people care. Pence is an important topic that needs to be discussed.

I love you.
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We love you, too.


Pence, we do not love, though. His poo eyes have no affect on us.

 

Not really. You just keep milking the topic over and over again. All you're doing is convincing others that you have a drug-like obsession with Pence.

 

What?, Perhaps you have an issue withour dislike of fat homos. Could you possibly be a fat homo yourself?

 

"Our"?? So now you refer to yourself as multiple people eh?