~~*Organzation XIII goes to court*~~

Roxas shrugged. "How would I get drunk? Besides, it would be Jack in trouble, not me. The trial would likely continue without him."

 

Naminé was about to say something else such as Jack was able to get Roxas drunk before or ANY alcohol would've knocked them both out, but she decided against it. Instead she just chewed on her bottom lip thoughtfully. "Okay Roxas. I'm just worried that Jack might've found a way to cause your plan to backfire. After all, you can't con a con, right?"

 

Roxas sighed. "yeah, I suppose you are right. The crotch shot was better."

He looked away, studying the room. Jack was writhing in agony, Kairi was sitting next to Sora, yet nothing had happened between them, Stitch was being unusually quiet and the king's Royal followers Donald and Goofy were still in their aquatic form.

Roxas puzzled over something. What to say? Should he make it simple and clean, or full of passion?

Turning back to Namine after a while thinking, he whispered "Sorry... and thanks." He then stood up, and ran out of the courtroom in the strange clothes she had given him.

 

"We have learned several things from my cross examination your honor.

1. Mr. Sparrow said it was an easy fight.
2. It is possible that the heartless is in fact artificial.
3. The nobodies Luxord summoned wanted to play, rather than fight.
4. Luxord did not place the curse on Mr. Sparrow.
5. We have no proof that anyone other than ghost pirates corrently occupy port royal.
6. We don't know the sorce of the "stolen heart."
7. I'm a bloody moron.
8. Mr. Sparrow is not savvy.
9. Mr. Sparrow is not going to change his testicles.

Anything else I missed?"

The last part was directed at Janexna. "Should we conclude the cross examination?"

 

OOC:
Hirlarious!
Destiny refferenced to his own Fanfic, for those who didn't catch that.
Read the ever-famous Wedding fanfic.

As for another writer,
I'm going to make a real event that will contradict everything!

Whether Luxord is about to lie or not,
it doesn't matter,
so long as he can convince others of it.

BIC:

Luxord,
back at the time when Jack asked what kind of Fanfiction he would like to be in,
he chuckled a bit.
"I rather devolve the Disney Chronicle fanfiction by kh-vid.net's Destined, Sparrow."
He admits,
encircling Jack again.

And he stares at him accusingly,
"But you would know all about your own Fanfiction, wouldn't you Rick?"
Luxord asks accusingly.

OOC:
What Luxord did before with the identity papers and "Mr. Douglas",
is negated,
it never happened.

I came up with something even better...xD

Pika_Power,
please just play along for pittie's sake.

 

Janexna kind of twitched at that, more from being amused at the dislike of the two, before shaking her head at Xelax, not having much to ask Mr. Sparrow at the moment, if at all. They might get through Luxord faster than she predicted. Then was Demyx. Yay. and then Axel. Double yay. The last cute one was Zexion though, unfortunately. Well, Xemnas and Saïx are quite the lookers...for their appropiate age anyway. "I think we got him covered, so you can finish the cross-examination and let him get more sexily wasted. I-I mean, you know, how guys are sexy with their alcohol and stuff...and stuff...you know...the uh..."

She coughed, fingering her collar, before simply turning to Jack as if she didn't say anything. "You can leave the stand, your job is over."

 

OOC: Uhh... BuMp? :blink: I'm having writer's block with Xiggy and Xaldin. :sideways: Otherwise I'd post. O.o'

 

OOC: Here, let me help you out. ;)

BIC:

Zack rolled his eyes at Luxord. Some idiot with a British accent plus a half-witted "Captain" who could probably star in "I've Got a Jar of Dirt the Musical" were still at it. This was a bit more entertaining than the cloaked snob-a-lot and the furry hairbuck had going earlier. But all in all, with his job done, he couldn't do anything else but to aim his menacing glare out into the courtroom. Then his eyes caught Dreadlocks and Patchy McFly looking bored with the whole proceedings. He gave the one-eyed wonder a gaze that said "Wait 'til you get up here, Fly-Boy. I will end you."

Naminé had Kairi's purse draped over her shoulder as she headed for the cleaners. "The job should be done by now," she thought. "But where'd Roxas run off to?"

Kairi was slightly bored now. She had finished the leftover lunch that she had ordered earlier and was just waiting for it to finish digesting. Unfortunately, it didn't help that her stomach kept gurgling. She slightly groaned from the discomfort. She reached for her purse before realizing that Naminé still had it. Turning to Sora and Riku she asked, "I don't suppose either of you have any Tums?"

 

Jack galnced at Xelax. 'I may leave the stand matey, I don't have to. At the moment, I am in a considerable amount of pain, so please ignore me and continue with the case."

Looking at Luxord who was encircling the witness podium, he muttered "Don't you ever get dizzy?" Speaking louder, Jack said from his crouched position on the stand, "My fanfiction? Impossible! No one would make a fanfiction about me, as a fanfiction is meant to expand the way I am looked at. My world is already plot perfect!" Jack hurled his knife into the far wall, then ran it across his neck to emphasize how perfect the plot was.

"One more thing matey, who the bloody hell is Rick?"

Roxas looked at Namine, wondering when they would get some clean clothes. Wrestling jokes were not really his thing, and with a simple t-shirt, he really noticed the lack of underclothing on her.

 

"Suit yourself,"Janexna simply scoffed, not really caring whether or not he wanted to stay at the stand and cry over his hurt nutsos. She was more surprised at the fact that it was Roxas, a guy, who hit him there, considering that in a fight, that would be considered cowardly and a easy way out. Yawning to herself a little, she figured this was the oddest case just like Larxene's was the longest one, and her eyes closed as she dropped her head on her desk, a bit tired, daydreaming about Axel.

Marluxia just stared at Larxene for a moment, before giving a firm nod only. "Yes, this is the real me. I got send to the same place for punishment as you did, something about writing some M-Rated fanfiction. I'm new to this just as you are, and honestly, I never knew this existed. My question is though..." At this, his gaze turned to the redheaded man before him, his eyes narrowing into slits as he eyed him with much dislike as he had him. "While I regret interrupting your battle to kill him, who's this?"

"That's just a Axel that was meant to belong in a Fanfiction, so he's not the real one. He's still as annoying, however. Janexna gave him to me by some red glitter or something, it was weird. Then again, that girl is weird...," was Larxene's answer, quite glad that she at least wasn't to deal with Axel alone on this, for awhile anyway. While she wasn't wise on this whole fanfiction crap, she knew the ratings well, and M-Rated was the farthest from K. "The Axel is useful though, since he's been guiding me. Supposely, we are to wait until something happens, because we are all expected to be here by some genderless CEO that runs this realm. In other words, I feel like I'm in the damn Twilight Zone."

Thinking over the court, she tilted her head questionably at the pink haired man, "How did your case go?"

"Well, I got accused of things I did and things I didn't. Can you actually believe there was a charge about me damaging a journal? I didn't even know there was such a thing, let alone a cricket named Jiminy living in Sora's hood the whole time writing down information. Later, I got charged with taking control over Repliku, like I had something to gain with that doll in any way whatsoever. Then I also found out that Naminé actually switched Kairi's charm with her own. That was quite the added bonus," Marluxia explained, hearing Larxene scoff at all of what he said. "In the end, though, I did get charged on the real facts that I'm responsible for, which is fine with me, though it seems that they didn't understand that I never had control over Castle Oblivion. Somehow, I wish I did, we would've been more succesful."

At this sentence, he gave a belittling stare at Axel, before turning back to the blonde female.

"Yeah...she did the same to Repliku by changing his card into that stupid star charm, which is when I found out. And I'm telling you, that court is completely screwed over. There's just something wrong about us going through this when we didn't want or needed to..." Larxene remarked offhandedly, ignoring the fact of his little emphasis on Axel's betrayal. She was getting sick of it, to be honest. Along with what happened in Castle Oblivion. "What story do you have to write about then?"

"I understand, in fact, you made me think more deeply on that matter," he admitted, before hearing her second question. "Something about shonen-ai." At this point, their conversation was interrupted by Axel's loud laugh at the sentence, and along with Larxene, he paid attention to the otherwise excluded fire wielder, cracking up and doubled over as if his spleen was being cut in half.

"SHONEN-AI?! Hahahahahahah...oh man! You got it really bad now. Hey, at least you get to explore your sexuality and find out what gender you really like, hahahah...." Axel breathed throughout his mirth, literally trying not to choke on his own laughter as the thought of Marluxia doing M-Rated shonen-ai passed through his mind over and over. Oh goodness, that was great. He was all fine with them having their little chat while he stayed in his own corner, as he was apparently hated by both...though he had his doubts on Larxene, that is until he heard those words uttered from the Fairy's mouth. Calming himself down after letting out a few more chuckles, he managed to hold back any more laughing as he eyed the male, shaking his head. "You have no idea what is shonen-ai, do you?"

Marluxia, irritated by now, growled, "Considering the circumstances, what else do you think, imbecile?"

Larxene just watched this whole spectacle, appearing quite disinterested and bored, though inside was the opposite. It had her curious. What was this shonen-ai?

Ignoring the added insult, Axel just took his annoyance to his own entertainment, wanting to take this moment in for it could forever live on in his memory before he actually revealed what it was. "Shonen-ai, dear pink transvestite, is love between two good-looking males, which includes cuddling, fluffy moments, and considering yours is suppose to be M-Rated, means it can even go into some butt sex, though you don't really have to. However, you're going to have to be gay for the while, which kind of fits you, so congratulations that you can act by the way you look. Oh, another thing. Just make sure to keep me out of it, I don't want any other Axel to suffer through that despite the fact that I'm the titled fandom whore around the Kingdom Hearts romance area."

"....."

"....."

"....."

"....WHAT?!"

It was Larxene's turn to laugh her butt off.

 

Harvey shook his head. He sometimes wondered if Xelax just heard what he wanted to and took information through a straw that managed to sort out the half-truths from a sea of validity. "I object. You are trying to downplay the evidence with the testimony yet again."

1. Captain Sparrow says it was an easy fight. Perhaps to him it was and if so, why was it an easy fight? The point behind fighting the Heartless in the first place is clear. He is also not the only person that fought the Heartless and it was obviously strong enough that they had to go deal with it in the first place to free him of the curse and he's obviously not the -target- person who needed to fight the Heartless, is he?"
2. Yes, the Heartless was an Emblem Heartless that Luxord happened to have brought forth on the ship and sent to Port Royal.
3. The Nobodies that were brought are Gamblers that are connected to Luxord and whether 'playful' or not, repercussions happened when losing to them. Another point to note is that they had 4 medallions which the party had to go after to retrieve and were a distraction as well as a must to face because they had them. They did not act out of self interest. Luxord commands them."
4. The Aztec Gold was cursed and since Luxord stole 4 coins from it, Jack was cursed. The Heartless that was brought forth by Luxord indeed had a curse over Jack and until the Aztec Gold could be secured, Jack was cursed. Therefore he has some responsibility. Saying he did not curse him is ridiculous when his tool Heartless did and the 4 Nobodies stole 4 pieces of gold with him present and leading.
5. Heartless occupied Port Royal. Not just the pirates. People had already gone into hiding because of this.
6. The source of the stolen Heart is irrelevant and it would seem that it was not Luxord's or wouldn't he have been changed back to a Somebody if his Heart was freed and he gave into the idea? It is clear that there were intentions to take the Heart held within the Heartless and that the Heartless was brought there by Luxord. They had to fight the Heartless in the first place to free Captain Sparrow of the curse. If there is another reason for the Heartless being there then I am sure Luxord can explain."

"I understand your job is to lower the charges on your client, but it would be nice if you'd stop doing half-truths." Harvey would not respond to the last numbers because well...that would be just silly! And he was all business.

"Well I could come over and help you, Captain Jack Sparrow, before that guy (gestures to Zack) decides to do something. He's rather brutal." The offer was there because already Sora could see Jack being tossed like a football to some location in the room if Jack wasn't quick to remove himself.

 

OOC: Uy... Thanks, hun. :D
Screw this. . . I'm just going to bring in the “Xemnas Reports” personalities for these two. Might make it interesting, I guess?


Xigbar, after having a long argument with the poor man about who'd braided his hair, he finally let it go, understanding that it might not have been him after all. Pouting like a little girl, he turned back on his chair, arms crossed and mumbling plenty of curse words under his breath to whomever had braided his hair. He was still damned oblivious to the drawn on curly mustache on his face, along with the spiky beard. If falling asleep was going to be like this, then sleeping is out of the question now, he thought to himself, and if he ever found out who it was that braided his hair, he'd be sure to have his heart. “What the hell are you laughing at?” He barked at Xaldin, who, every time looked at him, shook his head and turned around laughing.

“Nonthing.” Xaldin chuckled.

“You've got a lot of nerve to laugh at one who is superior than you.”

“Do you really think I care?” He chuckled again. It was hard for Xaldin to keep a straight face, every time he looked at the now angry Xigbar, he only saw a an eyepatch wearing man with braided hair with a marker drawn curly mustache and beard, and the man was attempting to give him a menacing glare. Oh yes, it was oh so scary! Scarface he-she Mary-Sue was going to kill him. He stared at him blankly for a moment, right before he went back to laughing. There was no absolutely way he was going to tell the Freeshooter about the marks on his face. Xaldin, for once was enjoying everything around him, and unlike he was in Kingdom Hearts 2, he actually smiled and laughed at all the events that seemed to be taking place around the court. Everyone deserves a little laughing time. Though he'd wished for a death sentence for Marluxia, his sentence, however, was something he was able to laugh at, and he was content. Shounen-Ai. Just what the Pink Boy needs. Remembering everything, and catching yet another angry glimpse from Xigbar, he only laughed harder.

“B@stard. . .” The excessive laughs coming from Xaldin was really ticking him off now. Not even Marluxia's sentence was going to cheer him, neither was Captain Jack Zorro's (or whoever the hell he was) testimony was going to cheer him up. At least not until Xaldin told him what the hell was the matter with him. Snorting, he turned to side and pulled his braided ponytail to his side and began to take the braids out, once again muttering the plentiful amount of curse words under his breath.

Xaldin only continued to laugh, shaking his head. Should he tell him to look into a mirror? Nah.

Ignoring Xaldin, Xigbar only payed attention to his hair, only looking up once every while to see if there were anyone else who was taking pleasure in laughing at him. His eyes, however, caught the attention of that arrogant bailiff, who was. . . Oh no he didn't! He was mad dogging him! What the hell? “Oh, what the hell? He repeated the thought. “Psst! Ey, wanna-be Jamaican! Check this. . . I think the red hair freak is mad dogging me.” He elbowed Xaldin.

“Hmm?” Xaldin looked to the bailiff. Taking a moment to look at Xigbar and the bailiff, he spoke, “No, I think he rather finds you sexy.”

“Hah! As i— wait, what? What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

“You know exactly what it means. Look, he's definitely checking you out. Wink at him.”

“Shut up fuzz-face! I'm not gay!”

“According to the whole world, we all gay somehow or another, now will you ask him out, do I have to do it for you?”

“You. . . have issues.”

“You noticed? Look who's talking. . . Mary-Sue.”

“@sshat!”

Xaldin opened his mouth, but came out was not a comeback but rather a burst of laugter. He couldn't take it anymore. It was really hard to hold onto his laughter as Xigbar yelled at him with that face, and he was surprised that he's held his laughter for this long. He laughed crazily, arms around his stomach, trying to catch his breath.

Xigbar curled his lip and shook his head at the man. He leaned back on his chair and looked back at the bailiff and with his one eye, he returned the dirty look right back at him. B@astardo. Was he the one who braided his hair? Even if he didn't, he sure could use him as a target practice.

 

Zack saw Xigbar return the glare at him, but all that resulted in was causing him to smirk. Ol' Braidy McCyclops was giving him the eye? He didn't actually say anything, but he was able to mouth out the words, "Nice 'stache" silently. Zack knew he was just aggravating him, but he didn't really care for two reasons. First, he was bored. Second, he secretly wanted an excuse to kick the crap out of him. And what better way than to have him shoot off his weapons in the courtroom?

Of course, Zack wasn't kidding about the "No Loaded Guns" rule. He only gave back the scurvy-ridden ragamuffin his gun back because Harvey was taking full responsibility. But if Eye-Patch McGee attempted to bring out his weapons, it would give Zack great pleasure in ripping those "gun arrows" out of his hands and plucking the other eyeball out.

Then something occurred to him. He looked toward the judge and wondered what the sentence would be. Erkz couldn't sentence him into a card, because Mr. 21 here could transform into one at will. The sentence would definitely be light. But was he really planning on sending ALL the defendants to the Fanfic Realm? They just seemed like minor punishments. Maybe the judge would send this guy to working at "Long John Silvers" or a repairman to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride where'd he have to see the "Captain's" ugly mug all day...

Kairi's stomach grumbled a bit louder. Sora seemed more interested in Jack Sparrow at the moment than her upset stomach. And Riku...

"Riku? I don't suppose you have any antacid tablets on you?" If she didn't get something to quiet her stomach soon, the gas would find its own way out. And she had no intention of farting in front of the boys.

Naminé saw Roxas eyeing her tank-top. She blushed slightly as she asked, "What exactly are you staring at Roxas?"

 

Luxord lowers his eyes when Jack says,
"Don't you ever get dizzy!"
That sort of caught him off guard,
but he resumed his position.

He faced the rest of the court room now,
no longer encricling Jack.
Luxord knew very well this was the true Jack Sparrow,
but he needed to get rid of him before he could actually sober up.
"This man is not Jack Sparrow!"
he yelled out accusingly,
each fiber of his speech having a deep meaning in itself.

He wheeled around on one heel to face Jack again and glowered at him.
"He is Rick Osgood, some people might know him better as "Destined."
He continues his defense.

He takes some identity papers out of his cloak.
So thus freezes time the moment he does so.

He walks out the court room door,
and into the xerox room of the building.

He types a few words and adds some pictures into a document,
and then prints it out,
glad with his ability to forge such things he just made.

He slowly crept back to the court room where he was originally defending his case,
unbeknownest of those who were immune to his time freeze.

He went back to the same spot he had been in earlier,
in the same position of drawing out the papers from his cloak,
except that this time,
the papers weren't blank.

OOC:
Nine chances out of twelve,
Luxord is going to lose if he gets caught.

But....I think a fugitive running from judgement sounds like a very good
way to continue as Luxord.

 

Jack's eyes bulged, as he muttered "Rick Oswald? Of all the cheats..."

Composing himself he stood up. "What reasons do you have for this claim, matey? Sora will back me up on this is what happened, and I am one of the only people who was there for the whole adventure. So I recommend sitting back down; your polker face won't help you here, savvy?"

Roxas glanced at Namine again. "Nothing, I was only wondering, where on earth did Kairi get these clothes? They feel so unnatural. They are not ridiculously cool, nor do they have any zips!" murmuring under his breath he added "And they make certain parts of you more noticeable..."

 

"Mr. Birdman... you can say I downplayed the significance of the events, but I was mearly highlighting the events Mr. Sparrow outlined. I only stated what Mr. Sparrow himself said." He brought his hand up to his face, "I am confident when Mr. Luxord takes the stand he will set the record straight."

OOC: Sebastion, its cool if you take the stand right? I don't mean to put you on the spot.

Also, Xemnas reports Xaldin and Xiggy are epic. Its as cool as Arby and the Chief... without the annoying "lololololololololololol."

 

Zack saw Luxord do the whole "Xerox" thing, but he wasn't exactly fazed. It wasn't his job to point out forged evidence. That was the prosecution's job. If anyone asked him, though, he would've objected to the Brit's forged identity papers with no hesitation. But since very few beings in the courtroom were immune to the time displacement effects, it wouldn't have surprised him one bit if someone else said something...

Naminé overheard what Roxas tried to mutter and immediately crossed her arms over her chest. "Do I have to smack you again?" she asked mock-sweetly. Eventually the couple got to the cleaners and after taking their clothes back, Naminé pointed Roxas to the changing booth right next to hers.

After shutting the door to her changing booth, Naminé began to peel off the tank-top and denim shorts. She looked at her mended dress and was pretty satisfied with the result. "So what do you think's going to happen to Luxord? You don't think he's going to be turned into a card, do you? I mean, he already has that ability so it'd be pretty useless to transform him into one."

 

OOC:
OK,
I'm just surprised Destined hasn't said anything....
or that anyone else has said anything about it for that matter...0-o...xD

BIC:
Luxord nods to Xelax and replaces Mr. Sparrow at the stand.
He takes out the false identity papers,
going through each page until he finds the one he needs.

"Who is the unfortunate being who will juxsipicate me?"
Luxord asks the entire court room.

Would it be the opposite prosecutors,
or his won,
he always forgot...

OOC:
Whether Luxord wins or loses,
I'm definately going to make a run for it.

Somebody would have to chase after him though,
since he's a fugitive and all.

I could play an OC mega-cop,
if need-be.

And I'm usually fair even when playing against myself.
Many people here have seen me as Jafar and The Genie in IC's Walmart RP.

 

OOC: Why would he? He's not in this RP. :huh:

And I think it'd be the bailiff's job to go after him. But the judge would have to order it...or should Zack do it on his own?

 

OOC:
1.) I'm saying that Jack Sparrow is in fact, though it is a lie,
Our very own Destined.

Destined sounds exactly like Jack,
so I just had to do that...xD

2.) I think Zack would be a great opponent against Luxord-on-the-run.
He'd be the only one able to follow him during a time disruption.
Which is most likely the way I'll escape the curt room,
should my verdict prove guilty.