Organization XIII RPG : Character chat thingy

Vexen: no, I gave her the test. The results were supposed to be sent via email.
Demy: who checks their email anymore?

 

Repliku-Well then, that would explain why we didn't get it. *Checks his email* you have 14,000 new messages...

 

Vexen: find the one sent from IceHexVex.
Demy: *snickers* THATS your email?
Vexen: Xemnas picked it out.
Demy: that explains it. Hehe. Mansex.

 

Repliku-*Snickers while looking for it* here it is. They came back negative

 

Demy: awww! No baby?
Vexen: thank goodness.

 

Marluxia-Yes Demyx. No baby.

 

Demy: vexen hates kids.
Vexen: *looks at demyx* I wonder why.

 

Repliku-So you admit he's your son?

 

Vexen: who?

 

Repliku-Demyx. You admit Demyx is your son.

 

Vexen: I said nothing of the sort.

 

Repliku-You looked at him when saying you hate kids. Implying he is a kid. He's like 24 so he's not a kid in general. Implying he is your kid.

 

Larxene: Vexen could never have a kid. No girl would ever lack that much self confidence. She would have already jumped off of a bridge before she would ever stoop that low.

 

Repliku-No one said consensual. Making him a rapist

 

Vexen: I am NOT!
Demy: I'm 24? Sweet! I CAN drink legally now!!!
Vexen: Now look what you've done!

 

Repliku-Here demyx *Gives him root beer* your first beer. Tastes just like root beer btw so don't confuse them

 

Demyx: yummmmmmm!!!!!!!
Vexen: He ACTS like a child, therefore I think of him as a child. There's no reason to think he is my son, because he is not. I have no children and I never want them. Ever.
Demy: I told you he hates kids.

 

Repliku-Gee thanks dad.

 

Demy: uh oh!!!!
Vexen: you do understand that I'm not your father? At least not technically.

 

Repliku-You created me.