Organization XIII RPG : Character chat thingy

(maury comes in) Roxas you told a lie! (leaves) uh what anyway nope nice super nice and beyond are all on the nice list well you struck a burning orphanage that axel lit on fire with lighting then peed on it that easily gets you on the naughty list

 

Roxas- Axel WHAT?!!!
Larxene- Ahhh, good times. So freakin hilarious. :sigh:

 

YOU SHE DEVEL the only gift i would ever give you is a real bath in freezing cold water

 

Marluxia-not very jolly is he?

 

Larxene- :sly: Maybe you should fix him Marly

 

Marluxia-water board or stretcher?

 

Larxene- Got anything new?

 

Marluxia-hmm....i could saw his arm off with a butter knife. It wouldn't hurt at first but after a while it would break the skin and it would be agonizingly slow

 

Larxene- Oh. My. Gosh. You HAVE to do that.

 

Marluxia-Wanna help? You can do it from the bottom and when we both reach the bone we can snap it together.

 

Larxene- :glomp: :kiss: Marly, you rock.
Roxas- And, she's STILL on the naughty list. Wonder why.

 

Marluxia-haha yes yes i do lol

 

Roxas- Aren't you GAY, Marluxia?
Larxene- What the :censor2: does that have to do with anything?

 

uh as i told you cant be hurt by sharp objects and anyway my skin is un able to be harmed so you would have to find a way inside of my systems anyway marly what do you want

 

Marluxia-two butter knives which can pierce your skin.

 

Larxene- :sly:

 

Demy: I want a fish pony.

 

what happend?

 

santa claus is here and marly and larxene are trying to torture him and demy wants a fish pony.

 

I didn't realize how weird that sounded until you actually said it lol