Organization XIII RPG : Character chat thingy

Xig: guys dont argue.

 

k caught up
Saix I'M BACK!!!! from anger management oh and i went under the old base and i found your universes saix's club thingy anyway anyone want cake! (hands slices out, biggest pieces go to demy jenny marxl everyone eats their cake) Now (in a dark tone) i sad to say this but 1 of the slices had poison in them the people i know who dont have the poison are myself uncle xig demy jenny and marxl i was going to try to poison vexen cuz ever since i got here he knew i wasn't the real saix u all know and loath because he saw me transport here and kill the original and he tried ever since then to kill me but by accented i mixed the last slices sorry but one of you will die i wont because i dont eat cake have to be able to lift this club thingy right

 

Roxas: *scratches back of head* Uhh what?

 

Xig: . . . i dont know if i like this new saix. i wasnt entirely fussed with the old one. but im not sure about the new one. but poisoned cake? eh, i've been almost killed many times, yet i'm still here. so i should be fine. but i dont know about the rest of you

 

Repliku-i thought my cake tasted funny...good thing i brought a panacea *takes it* cures poison

 

Xig: hey repriku. long time no see.

 

Demy: Why would anyone want to kill Vexen? He's hilarious!

 

Saix:xig, didn't you hear you didn't get a poisoned slice and i re counted and im shocked...sadly i was wrong i handed the piece to and this hurts me...jenny she is my friend and as soon as i found my room and found out that there was no room for her i cut my room in half and gave her the other half but sadly enough panacea cannot cure this poison because of its potency but so ling as i have my PATENTED super revival potion i can bring anyone back from dead! (head spins around strangely for a min then stops) oh yeah... you cant do that here well time for a new head unit (takes off head replaces it with new one)

 

oh ya the nonpoisonous slices came with new weapon for the ORGANIZATION 13 toy series in them...you didn't eat them because there on your plates im not an idiot you each got a random weapon now (forces treasure chest to pop up behind everyone) there is a random ORGANIZATION 13 toy in each one of them and best of all...whoever finds the saix gets to hit me in the head with a giant axe!

 

Demy: I'm so confused....
Vexen: I don't want toys!

 

Xig: demy just ignore him. but i have to admit, im with vexen.

 

okay but cokecting them gives u a GIANT ROBOT OF YOUR DESIGN demy wouldent you want a giant robot of yourself

 

Demy: You know, at one point I wulda said yes, but in my recent years, I've learned that robots and water dont really mix....

 

catch me up peoplz

 

Saix poisoned Jeny. Demy and Larxene are alive thanks to Vexen. Lexaeus told everyone to come back to the original Organization but only true Nobodies are allowed in, and they were promised their own rooms and a pool.

 

ok thanks then

 

Larxene- And what are we, Saix? Babies? We all know that you're too caught up in you're relationship with Xemnas to care about what we all think--
Roxas- Ooh that's cold!
Larxene- But don't think that you can get us to fall into your arms and think of you as a friend just by bribing us with stuff that not even Demyx is interested in. And enough with the nice act, it's not you and quite frankly, it's creeping me out.
Roxas- *high whisper* someone's on their period!!!

 

Saix: Oh, okay Larxene, have it your way. Do as you please, but until you get a brain, which is about as likely as you getting a heart, just think about what you say before you say it, or I'll go berserk on your skinny a$$.
Luxord: *snickers* There'll be a full moon tonight everyone!

 

Larxene- now there's the Saix I know.

 

Xig: actually no roxas. I see where Larxene's going with this. I'm with larxene on this. It is feaking me out abit this new "attitude" from moonman. im just not sure about 'im.