Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

((*silence*
*crickets start chirping*

HEEEEEELOOOOO-OOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Does anyone else even come to this RP anymore?! XDDD))

Xigbar finished a millisecond after Luxord. He slammed his against the table, and shouted, "BARTENDER!!! HIT ME!" and slammed his munny down along the table with it. He turned to Luxord smilling even more evilly. "We'll see about THAT!"

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Xigbar slumped over the counter, giggling hysterically. Now they were both on drink number 12. "Bartender..." he chuckled, his words slurred together. "'Nother un, please?" he said, raising his hand. The bartender shook his head slightly, and passed another drink to Xigbar.

"Thank you..." Xigbar said, raising his head, and grabbing for it. Is eyes were closed halfway and blood-shot and his cheeks were a rosey red-ish color. "BOTTEMS UP!" he shouted, and he started drinking, though it wasn't nearly as fast as when they started...

 

Luxord's eye would twitch as they started their 12th drink. He'd slam that bottle down a bit too hard and shattered the bottom of it, making a hand motion of another one. "Keem commin'" he mummbled, with a little 'hic' sound comming after the phrase. He had a bit of a funky smile on his face as his body swayed to and fro lightly, getting up after drinking his 13th bottle. He walked to a random guy that was close and said, "Hey bub. Ya do relize that yer fatness is showin' right?" And apparently, the guy took it offensively and swung at Luxord, but he dodged and kicked him in the back. "C'mon Fatman, you can do better!" Some of his words would be cut off by the hics.

 

Xigbar blinked and started staring at Luxord and the man. Duuuude... he thought, hazily. I should, like... Help him or something.... He turned back to the bartender, who was also watching what would happen next. "One - *hic!* more, please!" he said.

The bartender gave him a look that read "What?! You're not even going to help your friend?!" then shugged and passed him another one. Xigbar muttered something grabbed it, and fell over onto some guy beside him.

"HEY!" the guy shouted. "Get the hell OFF of me, ya crazy, sunnuva-"
Xigbar looked him into the eye, then poked him. "Duuuuude..." he hiccuped, and coninued. "You're, like, *hic!* the one on me! *hic!* "
The guy got up, making Xigbar fall headfirst on the ground. "Smart guy, huh?!" he demanded. "Well let's see how clever you are now!"
"Ow...." Xigbar groaned. He slowly got up, swaying slightly. "Alright..." he rubbed his chin, thoughtfully. "Uh-hum... Two plus two equals-"

The guy started to charge at him, screaming furriously. Xigbar gasped and ducked, which made the man crash into another guy right beside him.

"HEY! What the-" the guys shoved him into another guy who lunged at him, making him fall onto someone else. And, before ya knew it, EVERYONE in the bar was fighting.

 

Luxord's drunken face was back as 'Fatman' came back, fists up and ready to start punching. Luxord would do his drunken version of his fighting stance. But he was wobbling too much and when the other went to attack, he fell over. He'd stumble and go agenst Xigbar in a bit of a bump before saying, "Well hai thar.." in that way. He still had his drunken smile on his face the whole time as he strained to get off of Xig.

 

"GYAH!!!" Xigbar jammed his elbow up, catching Luxord in the jaw he whipped around smashing both of his fists on Luxord's back, making Luxxy hit the floor... hard. "DUDE!!! Get a-*hic!*-way from me! I didn't..." He examined the man more closely.

"Oh!" he hiccuped, shaking his head. "Luxord! Sorry... You *hic!* You suprised me..." He leaned forward, squinting his eyes at the man sprawled on the floor. "Can.... Can ya breathe...?"

 

Luxord would be standing at one moment then be lying down on the ground in another. His leg twitched a bit as he groaned, faceplanting into the floor. After a while his whole body started to twitch, and eventually the bar fight got outta hand. Dudes falling everywhere, one landing ontop of him. "Ack!" he said after a hiccup. He'd put his hands on the floor and push himself as well as the other off of the floor, shaking his body in the process to get the other off of him. "Get offame ya *hic* freak!" Once he was fully up and standing straight, he stumbled yet again. "I'm out-*hic*-ta here. C'mon Xig--" he said before slipping on some beer that was on the floor. "Sonuva..." he said and he got up. He'd start walking and slipped on some more beer. He'd get up and watch where he was walking. He'd arrive at the 'door' and put his hands on the wall and feel around. "Xig! XIG THE DOOR IS MISSING!!!"

 

Xigbar gasped and looked around wildly. THE DOOR IS MISSING?! But... How will we be able to get out?! HOW WILL WE BE ABLE TO BREATHE?!?!?!

He grabbed his head and screamed at the top of his lungs, "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!"

EVERYONE in the bar stopped and looked at him. Then they all went back to fighting. Xigbar's head started whipping around. Suddenly his face brightened.

"Luxord! Follow me!!!!!!" he screamed. He croutched down, took a running start, and dove out of the nearest window, screaming. He rolled onto the grass outside, panting. "Phew, that was close..." he sighed.

 

Luxord would shrug and scream himself, instead shouting 'RED RUM!' He'd jump out of the window and landed ontop of Xigbar. "Ack!" he said as he rolled off, standing up and brushing some of the grass off. His body was swaying lightly, his eyes half open, and his drunken smile was back. "I like ta move it move it, I like ta move it move it, I like ta move it move it, ya like ta....MOVE IT!" he started shouting, throwing his arms in the air and just started dancing as they started walking home. He'd expect Xigbar to join in so he'd begin to hum the beat.

 

Xigbar grinned and started shouting in a Jamacan voice,
"All Oganization Members All Over The World!
Original King Xigbar Pon Ya Case Man!"

He started trying to dance in timing to the beat, but his drunkenness made him stumble all over himself. He didn't care. He continued singing, joyfully,
"Woman Ya Cute And You Don’t Need No Make-Up...
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up!
Woman Ya Cute And You Don’t Need No Make-Up...
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up!"


He held out to Luxord as he got to the part that they would sing together.
"*hic!*-Man! Physically Fit!
Physically Fit!
Physically,
Physically,
Physically Fit!

*hic!*-Man! Physically Fit!
Physically Fit!
Physically,
Physically,
Physically,
Physically Fit!"

 

Luxord would join in the timing and say, "*hic*-man! Physically fit, physically fit, physically physically physically fit! *hic*-Man! Physically fit, physically fit, physically physically physically fit!" He'd continue to dance to the phrases as well as the beat he made with his hands, begining to wobble after he started headbanging.

 

"Fine." Came Demyx's response as he sat down. He felt, again, where the collar once was and sighed, turning away from Axel.

 

Xigbar jumped around, stumbling all over the place. Suddenly, he started shaking his butt to the chorus.

"I LIKE TA MOVE IT, MOVE IT!"
He pointed to a random guy, walking down the street staring at them. "HE LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!"
He pointed to a little girl, hiding behind her mom's leg, staring at them like they had the Black Plague. "SHE LIKES TA MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
WE LIKE TA... MOVE IT!!!!"

 

Axel raised his eyebrow a bit. 'Something is wrong with him...' He thought to himself. "Are... are you alright?"

 

Luxord would be quiet for a minute, laughing as Xigbar had a little too much fun with the song. He decided to change the song to the one that they gave too much humor to. "Yo love me or hate me, still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then funk you. If you hate me then," a silent pause, putting his hand over his mouth and looking away, then pointing at someone random, "you!" The silent was used as a 'censor' of sorts.

 

Xigbar grinned, joining in during the repete of the chorus while bobbing his head to the beat.
"(normal vioce)Love me or hate me, its still an obsession!
Love me or hate me, that is the question!
If you love me then (high pitched voice) thank you!
(normal voice)If you hate me then (high pitched voice) *hic!* you!"

His high voice was a little TOO high, but it was still a pretty good immatation of the original.

One of his dance moves got a little out of hand; he stumbled on his own legs and did a "swan dive" into the the concrete.

 

Luxord would finish up the song by saying, "I can only do one thing and that's be Mister Luxord!" He blinked as he heard a sound comming from Xigbar's expression. He'd do a bit of a gasp and helped the other up, keeping a hand around his waist for security of sorts.

 

Xigbar looked at Luxord, suprised that Luxord was helping him up. He grinned another one of his rare smiles, then started singing,
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know..."

 

Luxord would adjust his placement of his hand, returning the smile and singing in return,"I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you. Been far away for far too long. I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go." he stopped there, looking forward and walking towards home, his grip to help Xigbar never releasing until they got home. He didn't want him to hurt himself.

 

Without asking, Marluxia portal'd into Vexen's lab. There were a ton of different elements he could use in there. Marluxia wasn't born a chemist. Heck, he didn't know any physical science at all. But he was stirring up something, as if he knew what he was doing. He grabbed some Potassium Sulfide, Lithium Nitrate, and a combination of other chemicals to create... candy?

"Hm... I wonder if it'll work..." he said to himself. He opened a cage and grabbed a lab rat for testing. He let the cute mouse eat a piece. A few minutes later, it got tinier. "Perfect." he said. The candy would make anyone become a child.

 

Xigbar sang along softly with Luxord, hiccuping just about every line of the song. Suddenly, he stopped as soon as he saw the castle. He grinned at Luxord and pulled away from him, shaking his head. He bowed over, and started singing, softly at first, but louder by the second...
"I can't see me lovin nobody but you...
For all my life...!
When you're with me, baby the skies will be blue!
FOR ALL MY LIIIIIIFE!!!!"

((*coughweneedhelpcough* O.o XDDDD))