~ Organization XIII In WalMart ~

OOC: forgot graze signed off...

Leon, getting no response from Seifer, reaches deep into the hole Seifer's trapped in and unclips the GunBlade at his belt.

Running out of the bathroom, Leon notices a slight water mark on the hilt.

Water? Water's not yellow.... Leon thinks for a short time. I tonly takes a second since Leon isn't so dull.

Leon drops the blade and sprays it with a nearby fribreeze bottle. Wiping off the remaining marks with a rag that Seifer had left out.

Leon picks the blade back up and holters it, waiting for the two blurs to come up to the entrance.

 

OOC: you told them to wait in his office...

 

OOC: Lol at "Why did you lock me out?" xD. And I.....can't think of anything other than Twilight Thorn. Unless this one is made to do some magic...

Which can be done with Xemnas's help, actually.

Hearing Saïx outside his door, Xemans immediately answered in a authorative tone, "No, do not take the inflatable Nobody out. I have noticed the Genie on top of KMart and its doings, and I'm already working on it with my employees. However..." Xemnas was planning to use their powers to create a show later on tonight, yet, perhaps Saïx can work in some ideas as well. Considering this wasn't a weekday, they could make the first advertisement for WalMart a grand opening, and it will attract everyone's attention, on the streets, in the air...

Unlocking the door once more, though not taking down the shield, he looked at his assistant manager. "I have locked the door and added protection because it has been reported that a suspicious man was browsing around the store...and he might be spying or infiltrating. Whichever one, we need someone to take care of that...."

 

Upon hearing his masters commands, he answered, "Dont worry, I'll take care of it." He turned around and walked back towards the main lobby making sure to check everyone out well before letting them pass by.

Upon seeing a person in the gaming section he stops to greet them. "Thanks for shopping at Walmart, how can I help you." The customer was oddly enough blue, but Saix paid no mind to it, after all, his hair was blue. Saix asked, having know idea who this character was, not finding him suspicious at all.

 

Genie, still standing at the button he had pressed several minutes ago, taps his foot faster than most can at any rate, impatiently.

Pressing the Button several times more, then detaching his hand from his arm, his hnad continues to push the button while his arm covers his mouth in a large yawn.

Reatching his appendages, Genie decides to leave the Game Aisle when he notices a person with odd blue hair and an X sacr on his face comes by. (odd how I posted this a minute after you did huh?)

Genie sensed some bad vibes and ran out of the game Section.


OOC: Know what would be funny? and totally Genie-Like? Saix Chasing Genie in a black coat throughout Wal-Mart in some of wackiest Sections.

If ICSP agrees to the chase, I'll cotinue from here.
If you don't, I don't mind, just thought it might add some humor.

I'll send you a list of sections Genie runs to and hides in through PM if you agree IC.

 

Upon seeing the blue mysterious blue figure run, Saix immediatly thought, Either he's a thief, or hes here to sabatoge us.

He quickly drew forth a blue and silver claymore and gave chase. Realizing how bad it looked for a Walmart employee, a mangager nonetheless, chasing someone throught the isles with a claymore. He yelled out "Wait, I just want to ensure you have good customer service. Slow down so I can tell you about that product." The claymore dissapeared, Saix knew if the guy was a threat, he could always resummon his weapon.

OOC: Yeah, I know its lame, but whatever. I added some humor too.

 

Xemnas gave a nod as Saïx went off, but he knew that something needed to be done. However, his assistant did manage to plant a idea on his mind about a Nobody, and along with the help of the people here, he might work on the grand opening he's been wanting. With a Genie, KMart can do many things, so it was up to them to create something just as spectacular. The most stressing process of running a store is to actually mind the competition.

Locking the door again as he closed it, if anything, Saïx will knock, he made his way to his very comfortable, and great sized rolling chair that was behind the clean and shiny mahogany wood that was his desk, and sitting down on it lightly, he waited for his workers to settle and get comfortable to begin.

Larxene had chosen to sit in the middle seat of them all, as Marluxia sat beside her silently, simply listening to Xemnas and Saïx speak about confronting the stranger she met, before the Superior, as they called him, walked to his throne like seat to get things going, sitting down not seconds later as his eyes scanned over them all. Since she couldn't speak to Axel at the moment, and he was talking to Roxas, she'll keep in mind to do so afterwards.

 

Genie First runs into the Women's section.

Disguising himself as a overly large women in a over-glimmering green dress. With a large Black wig Up-Do and bright red lipstick. Thick pointed glasses finish it off.

"My Boy!" Genie exclaims ina impression of a woman of such, *Ahem* stature. Hugging Saix until not only the Lug and Saix's hair was blue.

"But your attire, tsk, tsk!" Genie lectures to Saix, letting the Luna Diviner slink to the ground.

A Large Poof and Saix is now wearing a Marylnn Monroe white dress, with underwire and everything underneath.

Saix's Blue hair as well is also flattened and having extension in it.

Genie Then runs and poofs back into his Original self, His cover is blown!

 

Tearing off the womans clothes, and shrugging off of the Marilyn Manroe lookalike costume. Tearing the clothes that clung tighter, he striped back down until once again he was only his black treanch coat.

He summoned forth his claymore once again. "You will pay for that," Saix warned, "this time its personal!" as he uttered his threat, the claymore fanned out, reaviling many blades concealed within it.

Saix then ran forward jumping through the air, for a massive overhead death blow.

 

Genie screams in a Flasetto Girl Shriekm seeing Saix going Beserk, and poofed away.

A Poof can be heard coming short-range from the Hunting, Fishing and Guns section.

 

Saix continues chase, now in full berzerk, with the scar in the middle of his face growing wider, and veins bulging from his neck he follows the noise to the hunting section.

Looking around, not seeing the Genie, he starts looking in between the fishing real displays, and checking behind the gunrack counter. "Hes got to be somewhere, I heard him."

 

The Click of several Gun Hammers on several hunting rifles are heard as Several Genie duplicates surround Saix, all dressed in hunting caps and plaid shirts. While some had slacks, some had trousers, and some duplicates even had hillbilly teeth and their hat on backwards. One Genie was wearing thick glasses that were tapped together over the nose. And one looked strangley like larry the Cable Guy...

Surrounding Saix, they all get ready to shoot.

But then The original Genie comes out dressed like Pochahontas, even his blue skin is now tan.

He hugs the endangered Saix with closed eyes and crys, more like overacting crying.

"Don't kill him, I tell you! You'd have to kill me first!" He yells in a Falsetto voice, slightly still close to his own.

Then Genie opens his eyes and notices who he grabbed, "Say you ain't ma boy in blue...." genie mutters, eyeing Saix, and talking in the same falsetto voice but with a southern twang.

"OH well!" genie exclaims as he plants a huge Bugs bunny Smooch right on Saix face.

"So long, lamb chops!" genie exclaims in his own voice as he flys off once more, headed twoards the Toy section.

 

Saix unleashes his berzerker rage, swinging his claymore with an unimaginable fury. Pounding his claymore on the ground, massive shockwaves were released, resonating throughout the entire store. He was attempting to eliminate all the genies within one moment.

He looked like a raging bull in a china shop. His claymore destroyed Gunracks, the fishermans display, the bair and trapping equipment, nothing was spared from his rage.

 

Wait, this guy is serious..... Maybe I should tone it down a bit?? genie sliently thinks to himself, using insight. NO WAY, JOSE'! he yells in his head.

Waiting for Saix to fianlly barge into the toy Aisle, Genie uses magic to bring several toys from different brands and set-them up like a little army.

Genie poofs into a General's outfit, with a long stick with a tassle at the top.

"OK men," Genie starts off ina sort of Welsh-American sounding voice, similar to Sean Connery's voice, "And girls..." Genie mutters in his won voice, looking at the barbies. Going back into the Sean voice, "The enmy is coming at exactly..." genie starts off, whiping out his right arm to show a clock that breaks when he looks at the time, the entire thing falling to pieces. "....in a very short matter of time...." Genie mutters in his won voice again, tossing the watch aside. "Some of you may be killed, stepped on, and utterly ripped to shreads by a brown nose Who thinks 7 is the lucky number." Genie keeps on, poitning to each toy in turn.

"Ready for battle?" Genie finishes off in a JAck Nichalson deep and scracthy sort of voice.

 

"Your going to defeat me with toys?" Saix questioned, he spoke sarcastically. Still witholding the rage in his voice.

He steps forward to crush a little green soldier, but flinches back in pain. The bayonet was stuck in his foot.

The little soldier exclaimed, "Forrest? Forrest? Is that you, I can't feel my legs..." The lower half of the toy soldier was crushed.

Another toy soldier runs forward, "What about Bubba?" It spoke with a slow slurred voice. Saix crushes that one with his claymore.

He then pulls the little green boyonet from his foot.

He then looks back up at the blue figure which was taunting him. Not wanting to risk being attacked by an army of toys all at once. He threw his claymore at his opponent.

OOC: We'll finish this later man... I got to get some sleep ok?

 

Genie stops the on coming claymore using magic, the claymore even bending to skid-break before it hit the Genie.

Genie whispered into the claymore, lengthening out his lips and covering his mouth.

The Claymore then breaks through the top of the roof, leaving a huge hole.

Genie chuckles, "Some weapons will fall for anything..... There ain't no more Claymore's in hawaiii...." Genie chuckles out, showing what the joke was.

With Saix defenseless, He sends out the Toy transformers out first, them pelting Saix with toy lasers that eject out, and running into him as vehicles from below.

Genie, as the second line, sends out star wars toys that attack Saix as well, not doing much since the weapons they wield are thin and plasitc...... genie slaps his face and pulls down his face, in disghust.

Then he sends out some teddy Bears, which Saix laughs at of course, but then two from behind tie Saix's legs together and send him hurtling to the ground head first.

"NOW FOR THE BIG ONE!!!" Genie yells at the top of a extremly maniac voice.

"A one, a one, tow three four!" Genie scats, gesturing to a pink band in the corner.

Then a group of barbie dolls begin to sing spic girl songs, While Genie covers his ears with enlarged hands.

Unfortunately, for Saix, the teddies also tied up his hands to his back, unable to block out the sound.

At the end, Genie finishes it off with a giant finger whistle, that is hard to pull off for some, summoning back Saix's claymore, it landing right in front of Saix's face.

Leaving Saix in the toy Isle, Genie runs off again, knowing aix will probably escape his ropes.

OCC: Nice Army toy humor, I actually laughed at that. And when you think of jokes all day, it sort of get sold to hear others, but man! That was great!
I'm listening to "never had friend like me" on youtube.com and drank about two cans of Diet pepsi, So I feel like the Genie now! And no problem Man, Same here..... If I can burn off some energy else how....... never drink Diet Pepsi when your not fat and your doing nothing.....trust me....

 

Roxas jumped a bit. He was sitting alone for awhile hearing his name scared him a bit. "Oh, hey Axel. Do you know what we are doing? Cause I've been told ABSOLUTELY nothing." Roxas hated being left out.

 

"Just a meeting about our duty's..I still dont understand why he couldnt do this with us one on one..''Axel told Roxas,shifting comfortably in his seat and looking around at everyone who was there with him."...Oh well...anyway...your pushing carts out there arent you?..''he asked,trying to hold back his laughter,Cashier beat Cart Boy anyday.

 

Saix kicks the Camaro which rammed him, knocking it into a a Peterbuilt Big Rig. The lasers and plastic missles were annoying, but Saix simply let them bounce off him. His leather threanch coat was more than thick enough to keep them from causing any sort of pain.

One of the missles from a jet hit him in the face. Casusing a minor sting on his cheek. Saix grabbed the F-22 out of the air and threw it to the ground. At this point he couldnt help but feeling like he was in a Godzilla or a King Kong movie.

As he looks down at the Star Wars figureing attacking him, he notices for the first time that Darth Vader kinda looks like Xemnas... But still without hesitation he obliderates them in a rage with stomps and kicks.

The teddie bears attempts to bind Saix were futile, he was simply to strong. They never secured the tiedown before they were shrugged off. He then hears the music playing. Zig-a-zig-awg! I love that song! he thought to himself.

He then picks up his claymore, which happened to fall convienently in front of him, so he didnt have to resummon it. Before continueing the chase however, he opted to let his boss know what was going on.

Pulling out his walkie talkie once again, "Xemnas, I located the intruder, we now have a code brown situation. We need a major cleanup in toys and hunting supplies, as well as a minor cleanup in womens apparel. Permission to continue chase?"

 

Genie flies off towards The freezer section, slamming the freezer door behind him as Saix talks into a walkie-talkie nearby.