~ Organization XIII In WalMart ~

Seifer looked annoyed. He knew that she was Leon, he just needed proof. And since he didn't have his camera with him, he decided to have some fun torturing Leon. "Do you have any tape?" he asked nicely and looking sympathetic. Obvioiusly too fake for anyone who knows Seifer.

Xaldin looked at Larxene. He couldn't tell if the camera did anything to her outfit since she wore the bedsheet. So he zoomed in on Larxene so that she would get full exposure to both the flash and lens. When he pressed the shutter, the flash shot at her like a laser beam. Or did it come from the lens itself? He held down the shutter. It seemed that the longer he held it down, the longer the laser fired. There was a small charge gauge on the screen above Larxene's head along with a message in a corner.

"Magic type: Genie
Laser Strength: Normal
Charge: 15%"

"Great..." he thought.

 

Mexan heres him sobbing and hangs up"I hope he is ok.....I hope my cookies are ok!"she yelled running to the back room to a oven with cookies in it"Nuu the cookies!"she yelled.

 

OOC: Bama, they're inside the store just to say.

In her most depressed mood that anyone would ever see her in once every three years, Larxene was still leaning against Axel, trying to think of what way to get the harem outfit off, and what would happen if she didn't. However, messing around with Sephiroth's cellphone, she suddenly found a blue puff of smoke come in front, and she had to do a double take, not believing what she was seeing. Blue. BLUE. Blue genie. Here. Now. He heard the message. Wanting to prance around and raise her arms up cheering as her face glowed, she didn't because she was more dignified than that, but she quickly left her dear redheaded friend with benefits/somewhat dated, a smile lighting up in her eyes. Passing by Sephiroth, who didn't matter now, she gave him the cell casually before rounding on the genie, still not able to truly process that he was finally in her presence. "You're here...."

After she stated the obvious to everyone else in awe, she was about to ask him until she spotted something red hiding. It was the tail off the genie, barely visible on the ground and only a centimeter tip, but she had a uncanny eye for the color of red, which she blamed on her liking of Axel, really. Stepping up to the blue one carefully, she grabbed his arm, and pulled him down forcibly to her level with surprising strength, before leaning to whisper in his ear, "Thanks for coming, but let's go somewhere else right this second. Jafar is hiding, I spotted him, though I don't know what he plans to do..."

 

Priceless. That was basically how Riku's expression was as Genie so suddenly started sobbing and then, poof, he was gone. What the hell? Dammit! Why did he leave? Riku gave Kairi yet another blank stare as the four of them slipped into another awkward silence. Too many things were happening all at once, and a little too fast, and Riku was trying to put one and two together as fast as he could, and hold on a second! Did he just not find Genie, hiding in a lamp... er coffee pot (whatever, same thing)? Where are the three wishes he was supposed to get?
"Hey!" Riku yelled out loud all too suddenly, and a little too late.



Naminé's face held no less of an wtf expression as she suddenly saw a lemur scurry by.
"Uhh..." Great, now she was seeing things as well. Tell me I'm not seeing things, she thought. Looking back up at Larxene and Axel, who both seemed a little dumbstruck by the sudden appearance of the lemur as well, and she gave a sigh of relief. Not a moment too soon, blue smoke puffed around them and there was Genie. Another wtf moment, though for once, Larxene seemed to be overwhelmed with joy.

 

Genie, before doing anything else, takes up the lemur in his arms.
"So there you are!" He exclaims, as if he had lost a pet and now found it.

He then poofed into khaki shorts, blonde hair, and a khaki saffari shirt.
"G'Day, mates! Here I have the Poison-tailed Lemur!" Genie says in a totally fake Austrailian accent.
"Ya gotta be careful though because- GHEK!" Genie continues, but the lemur's tail finds his arm before he can finish it.

He then starts gagging and choking, gripping his arm.
"Crikey!" He yells, taking a fan on a nearby shelf and hitting the lemur with it.
"Bad Lemur! Bad, bad lemur!" Genie penalizes, the lemur, getting annoyed from being hit, bites deep into Genie's hand with his teeth and clamps on. Even when the genie gives out a yell, shaking his hand about to get the lemur off.

"One moment please." Genie calmly notes to Larxene, not noticing Jafar being led away, still trying to pry the lemur off.

Leon looks up at Seifer, as if he looked into the eyes of Lucifer.
"What the heck do you want with tape!? You already carved into my face like a turkey!"
Leon yells, ashamed it had come to the point where he'd have to escape from Seifer and get him out of the house, before Leon could sneak into Wal-Mart.

Leon then sparks an idea.
From the floor, his foot is directly between Seifer's feet.
Acting quickly, frgetting the bleeding and pain, kicks up with that foot, but stopping instantly before Seifer can be hit where it counts.
Leaping up, and grabbing Seifer by his coat, hurls him out the open front door.

Leon dusts off his hands and calmly walks out the front door, locking it, and setting up his security system.
(If Seifer still wants to get inside, wait until you see what the security measures are. xP)

Walking over Seifer like a doormat, Leon calmly walks down the block, headed to Wal-Mart.

OOC: Since I made fun of him, you know I have to say:

R.I.P Steve Irwin
1962-2006/just too soon.

 

Larxene's buggy bangs literally drooped down dejectedly as she got off when the lemur attacked, sighing as she stood in the floor and watched all the commotion. Well, it seems that random distractions were in pursuit when she tried to do something, and Jafar was planning a scheme, so not wanting to deal with it anymore, she turned around, and began to walk away, heading towards Axel. Screw it. She had done all she can, and she was tired of all the excuses, it doesn't take too much to get a outfit off, and this won't stop her. She'll find someone else, because there was some positive view that there are others with stronger magic than genies themselves in this world, which she will look for. She was not giving up, or her name wasn't Larxene, but she was done with this gang. The harem outfit didn't want to leave her be, she was not to be taken down. She'll find ways around it, when showering, sleeping...

Smirking confidently to herself as her hair antennae came back up in new determination, she reached her redhead, saying nonchalantly, "I acted nice, and it still gets me nowhere. I think I'm done with those two there. I'll find another way...I know I will. You just have to excuse me as I will go searching for a while...."

 

"..Why the hell would we need to look when the solution is right in front of us..?"Axel asked in dissapointement.The genie was perfectly capable of doing it,but he was too goofy to hear them out.He gently stroked Larxene's cheek for a moment before moving past her and toward's the big blue Genie."Hey..listen,we only came here so you could do us a favor that should take about 2 seconds,but instead you choose to goof around when we're not in a laughing mood.We're at risk of losing our jobs for coming to see you,my girlfriend over there is pregnant and cant be on her feet like this,and I need to keep my job and support her.So for the love of god will you PLEASE JUST GET THAT HAREM OUTFIT OFF OF HER!"Axel shouted,causing the area to become very,very hot.He was pissed,definately,but not enough to burn the place down.And Larxene's pregnancy was a nice add on,maybe he'd take them seriously now.

OOC: lol...gotta love Axel when he lies XDD

 

Genie poofs into the same kind of look he had when he gave Saix the runaround in the first part of Wal-Mart.
The women's clothing department disguise. *o-o*

"Congratulations! Is he the fatha?" Genie asks in a sort Jewish mother sort of tone, pointing over to Axel.
"You must be quite few months along I can tell..." Genie continues. (If you listen carefully, that would be an insult...0.0)

 

Name :Haru Francis
Age : 17
Hair : Haru's hair is shaped like Xemna's hair but longer and shaped more wild like. His hair color is a greyish-green color that reaches down to his shoulders.
Eyes :Yellow.
Power : WitchBlade
Gender :Male
Appearance : Haru wears a jean jacket with a red tank top under it. He likes to wear baggy Camo jeans with red sandals but people often wonder why he dresses like this.

 

Axel smiled and quiickly responded before Larxene could get pissed off."Yes,she's having twins..and I'd really like it if you made her clothes removable..im begging you..''Axel put his hands together in a begging sort of way.

 

"That was definitely Leon." Seifer said. He had enough of Leon's house for today(or maybe right now), even though he saw Leon's collection of gunblades that he wanted his hands on, so he walked over to Kairi's place. When he got there, he saw Riku's car. "So this is where he was? Figures." he thought. He rings the doorbell.

The screen changed. There was now a green triangle on Larxene on the screen.

"Charge complete. Penetrate and destroy all genie-type magic on the target(s) on-screen?
-Yes
-No

WARNING: CAMERA WILL DIE OUT AFTER FIRING. USE WITH CAUTION."

Xaldin selected Yes. He didn't care if the camera died. The flash bulb went out. Then the entire lens lit up and unleashed a white beam coming straight at Larxene. "This better work. I don't want to hear about that harem outfit ever again during work hours." he thought.

 

Notices the beam headed straight for Larxene, not knowing it would help.
He goes into slow motion and pushes Larxene out of the way, but accidentally knocks Axel into the line of fire...
"He didn't hurt he kids, right?" Genie asks worriedly to Larxene when she's out of the range.

 

Larxene facepalmed. Again. First, she was nice, and now she's pregnant with twins. Two coming out of her at the same time? Hell no. And Genie was lucky she didn't overly attack like a banshee for that remark, though it was mostly Axel's touch and his word of "girlfriend" that cooled her. Still, she waited to see that the idiot of a blue smoke was going to do, deciding to play along, though her face was sharp, and her lips were etched in a displeasing manner. Cutting in, trying to keep her voice from presenting anything dangerous and cruel, she said in a low pitch, "Funny, since I got a blue sheet around me and you can't even really tell." Her seething tone got through anyway, but she still scrunched up a fake smile. "And yes, I'm a few months along with my WONDERFUL Axel babies. Three months, precisely. I have to take care of myself in this time of need, and I can't do so with a un-removable harem outfit that the evil genie placed on me. That, and I can't wear it for my upcoming wedding..."

Her voice was sweet, though sad to make him aware she was really in a bind, yet she doubted the genie would take it off just because of that. If he didn't do it before, why would he now? They attempted everything else, however...might as well try another tactic. They still could find another magical being, though...but then she felt a bright, white flash from her eyes, spotting Xaldin in surprise from behind it. Larxene soon got pushed out of the way by the genie, almost falling to the floor.

All she thought was that Xaldin was going to die.

OOC: For some reason, I'm laughing o.O. So...in the moment...

 

Xaldin, currently annoyed with the situation, zooms out so that both Genie and Larxene(and anyone else between them) are just in the beam's path. The laser widens as he zooms out. A message pops up.

"WARNING: CAMERA WILL DIE WHEN ALL MAGIC IS DESTROYED."

"Enough time for me." he whispered, "That Genie is annoying."

 

Axel noticed the beam at the last second and got him in the chest.He tensed up and looked down...but..nothing happened.Who's doing was th--...Xaldin,of course.With an annoyed look in his face,Axel turned around to face Genie and his 'babies momma' "..It wasnt lethal,that's for sure..anyway..''Axel played along once more."If you could find it in your heart to make the harem outfit removable,you would be a lifesaver!"he said enthusiastically,though Larxene could see the disgust at the role he was playing.

 

Seifer knocked on the door. "What's taking so long?" he thought.

 

It was amazing sight, to say the least, when the laser expanded wider and all their bodies were covered in white light for a second...a second literally. Feeling it hit her as well, she gritted her teeth, waiting for something to be malformed, or that she was going to be gone, but it was all so fast that she remained mostly blank. When she finally stared down to see if anything went wrong after everything was over, all she saw was that...she was the same. The blue sheet was covering her still, as well as she was alive, and once hearing Axel's words, she concluded it was nothing. She felt weird though, like something was different, and she wondered what was it, momentarily forgetting about Genie as she made her way to stand up, hearing Axel pleading again. But it was there she heard the sound of a heel clicking on the tiled floor and she froze. Looking around, unless one of the guys were wearing it, and she was sure Naminé wasn't, she slowly went to slam her feet on the ground again. Yeah. It clicked.

Checking her legs, her breath practically caught in her throat as her stomach constricted, seeing the beginning from bottom up of her black, heeled boots. In fact, she was so enthralled, after all this time, her mind went blank.

 

Genie, also being caught in the second beam, shrieks as if in great pain.
When the light fades, he looks to his midsection to see a gaping hole right in his chest, smoking and large.
"WOAH!" he yells, slapping his hand to the side of his face.
"this could be problomatic..." Genie drawls, matter-of-factly.

OOC: If you like Larxene in a harem outfit, then you'll all love the next fanfic I'm working on for the forums.
It will be quite interesting if you like Arabian tales.

 

OOC: You genuinely got me interested, Bama xP. I actually like Arabian tales. When is it planned to be posted?

While Genie was trying to know what to do with the gaping hole in his chest, Larxene was still stunned, looking down at her boots like if she just spotted another lemur that was a mixture of a extraterrestrial race. It was that she's been trying so hard and was losing hope on getting it off, that she couldn't grasp it now that it might've happened. That was along with the fact that it was Xaldin that helped. That's shocking in itself. However, after a while, she managed to snap out of it, and she grabbed a bit of her bed sheet, wanting to look inside, yet a bit anxious if it only affected the bottom half of the clothes. But, it did feel different on her skin...she didn't feel like she was wearing a tight top, and with that, took off the clip that held on the cover and let it flutter off to the floor, immediately expecting her attire.

And a huge uncharateristic smile lit up her face.

Her clothes. Her clothes, her somewhat unsatisfactory work clothes were back, in all their glory. Her short-sleeve white blouse, her sleeveless Wal-Mart blue vest, her black pleaded skirt, her socks, her boots, her cellphone, her walkie talkie, everything. The happiness that she felt was unheard of, so much that it appeared as if she literally glowed like a light bulb, and whether it was her electricity that produced this effect, might be the case. However, she kept cool once more, and tried not to jump and bounce in glee, and hug someone. No. That wouldn't be good. Instead, she embraced herself, wrapping her arms around her body in a welcome back gesture. After all the stress...of Axel begging shamelessly, acting sweet and nice, disappointments, looking for the genie constantly, saying she was pregnant with Axel's twins, having to evade what would've been a death blow by Sephiroth, and planning to gag a fifteen year old girl....

FINALLY.

 

Axel looked over at Larxene,hearing a small disturbance from her.He then took note of the change."..So..it worked then..''he said,folding his arms and glaring at the Genie.All that fake sh*t for nothing.Oh well,he'd get his reward.