Organization Misfits IV

Yeah, I have been around for awhile.

 

I won't give you the pleasure of killing me, for I shall commit suicide before you catch me.

My (bloody) plan:


1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 metres short of the ground to my ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 metres short of the ground in a lasso around my neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue my hand to my head.
5. Jump!

The result: at 10 metres from the ground, the piano wire around my neck will tighten and slice my head off. My head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to my hand. I will be found dangling upside down 5 metres from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

And a record 45,098 people have killed themselves after witnessing a piano-wire suicide. What a coincidence!



Or I could go for the overkill method:

1. I shall find a very tall building, overlooking a public place.
2. Get to the roof. Useing the stairs, not the elevator. I don't want to die from a faulty elevator!
3. Tie a noose around my neck, and secure it to the building. Making sure the rope extends to the bottom, so you hit the ground and still break your neck. Or I may use the piano wire method above.
4. Get a friend to position a pool at the bottom, and dump the sharks into it.
5. Load the gun, and stick it inside my mouth.
6. Jump!

What will happen: The rope should kill me, ripping my head off as I hit the bottom. If the rope breaks, the fall would still kill me. If THAT doesn't work, I can still pull the trigger for the gun and blow my brains out. What? Still not dead? then the sharks will eat me. And if by some cruel twist of fate, I still don't die, I'll drown and be unable to escape, thanks to the broken legs from the fall.

 

Listen from one sociopath to another, simple is the key. It makes a statement.

 

Why would you kill yourself?

Hey Lar! :)

 

Simple is good, but complex is fun.

I dunno, it's fun and I am in despair?

Despair~~~~

 

OMG O_O Thats like.... idk how to discribe it!

EDIT- Hey i g2g now xP

 

Then we shall be in despair TOGETHER!~

 

*rolls eyes*

 

;~; You're too kind.

..your gesture has put me into more despair! >_<

 

We are a new kind of despair.....

We are the the "Breakfast Despair Club"

 

Sorry.


BTW, Kiryu, did you read my last post?

 

****. Yes.

 

Yeah, she kinda has a Maxi style haircut from the Soul Calibur series.

I do what I can for my best despair friend.

 

Do I call you Zetsubou Sensei now?

 

You may call me what ever despair has sought to be my despair name.

 

I know right? I mean look at the other members. Octopus had short hair and it looked really nice, Raven had a pony tail...a large pony tail, Wolf had long hair nothing special but still nice, but Mantis' hair is just weird; I mean after the last three this is what they have to offer? Her hair looks like something out of the 80's. Mantis is suppose to be the leader but she had a weird hair cut.

 

Then that is what I shall call you.

Don't diss 80's hair.

....because mine kinda looks that way after I cut it.

 

Yeah you figure she is the leader so...isn't she supposed to be the true beauty out of them all. I think the character designer dropped the ball on that one.

Really, I'm actually courious to see your hair.

 

Sorry. But I haven't seen your hair so I didn't know.