Organization 13...goes to an amusement park!

occ: AHA! I SAW THAT POST! although I don't know anything about the truck...
Xigbar snickered.
Zexion woke up, dazed, and spotted Roxas. "Uh...this can't be happening...I see Jesse...."

 

OoC: What post did you see?

IC: In the middle of the song, Roxas noticed Zexion wake up and mumble something about Jesse. Roxas knew he'd pay for this moment if he ever met the Organization again, and Axel would probably hurt himself laughing. Roxas plowed through the rest of the song to the squeals of fangirls, until at the climax Roxas raised his hand, using his powers to summon five pillars of light on the stage behind him. Roxas grinned at the crowd, an expression that quickly turned to horror as a pair of red lacy panties landed delicately over his head. The Nobody was frozen for an instant, then stuffed them in his pocket, put away the microphone and hopped off the stage. He forged his way out of the crowd, dodging autograph signings and attempted glomps. Roxas finally rested on a bench and wiped his forehead. It had been a lot more fun than he'd anticipated.

I hope it's worth it now that Zexion and Xigbar know, Roxas thought.

 

Xigbar whistled past Roxas with the almost recovering Zexion, hiding the video camera.
Can't wait to post that on You Tube!!! Xigbar thought.

 

Is it too late for me to join? Can I be Marluxia? =)

 

Meanwhile, Luxord steps out of the shadows, an evil smile playing in his eyes.

 

Sora, now inside the park along with Kairi, had heard the last performance; someone that sounded a lot like Roxas...

Kairi, standing beside Sora, gasped. "Oh my gosh. Sora...do you know who that is?!"

Sora rubbed the back of his neck. "Erm...Roxas?"

Kairi shook her head and answered, "No. It's...Jesse McCartney!" She jumped up and down in excitement. "He's an amazing singer and has the cutest songs, like 'Just So You Know' and 'Tell Her.'" Kairi sighed and then came back to reality. "But you are right...It sounds a lot like Roxas, too."

Sora looked from her and to the sound of girls squealing. "What do you say we go check it out? Considering we lost sight of Namine, she might be over there."

Kairi nodded in agreement and both took off.

 

Luxord watched as the two teenagers made the way to watch the show. He walked slowly after them. "This is going to be fun", he thought

 

occ: whoa.. I turn my back to edit Kairi_Girl_92 in for Marluxia on the front page, and what I see is alot of posting.
Did you here that Kairi Girl 92? Your in!
bic:
Xigbar passed Sora, and Kairi, with almost recovered Zexion, and said casually without using his mind, "Hi Sora. Hi Kairi."
He stopped.
And turned around.
No my vacation! Xigbar thought, quickly teleporting away, acting as if nothing happened.

 

Marluxia, fashionably late with his amazing pink hair, steps off of his pink motorcycle. "Today is going to be interesting," he thought to himself as he entered the park.

 

Sora skidded to a stop, Kairi almost crashing into him. Blinking, as if shocked, he said, "Wait a minute...Xigbar?!" Just as he turned around, a portal faded away. Sora turned to Kairi, "Did you just see that?"

"See what?" she asked. She followed his gaze, unaware of what was going on.

"I could've sworn I saw Xigbar...someone draped over his shoulder."

Kairi smiled at him. "Sora, don't worry. The Organization's defeated, remember?" She heard a pack of fangirls scream again and got back to the real situation. "C'mon! We have to go see if it's Roxas...or Jesse!"

As she took off, Sora shook his head, glancing back at the spot where someone teleported away, or seemed to. He ran after the girl, catching up to her.

 

"What's all the excitement about?" Marluxia asked himself. "Well, I suppose it would be exciting, it IS an amusement park. I wonder if my home boys from the org. decided to show?"

"O MY MOOGLES, IS THAT JESSE????? I THINK IT IS!! Oh, ok, calm down. Don't look like a lunatic. Just walk to him calmly and ask if he wants to be in the organization. Ok, here I go."

Unable to contain himself, Marluxia lets out a girlish scream and runs to who he believes is Jesse, his hero.

 

Meanwhile, Riku walked into the park. "I hope Sora and Kairi aren't to far away" he said. Since it was an amusment park, he knew he had to watch where he stepped. He looked around stepping over a piece of pizza that was about 3/4 eaten. He then saw what looked like Jesse McCartney. But realized it was just Roxas, after a pair of panties hit his face. For a moment he thought he saw a portal dissapear, but then saw the Doominator, and just had to ride it. Usually he would keep his cool, but when it came to amusment parks he made a slight exception.

 

Xigbar casually, and with Zexion, appeared with sunglasses, a t-shirt with flowers on it, and they both wore shorts, eating ice cream, they both passed Sora and Kairi again, acting like normal people.

 

OoC: Holy crap, my infamous Jesse Joke (c) has infiltrated the Internet!

IC: Roxas looked up, and he could almost imagine the utterly horrified anime expression of dismay on his face as he spotted both Marluxia and Kairi racing eagerly to where he had sung 'Beautiful Soul', the latter dragging a disinterested Sora. The sight of Marluxia brought back another horrifying memory of Organization XIII.

Soon after the Jesse McChristmas debacle, as Axel liked to call it, Axel has been holding multiple copies of the video he had made of Roxas' drunken antics. However, one day he discovered one of the tapes missing, and all members had a believable alibi. However, Roxas always thought Marluxia had been veeeery friendly to him after the incident.

Back in the present, Roxas absent-mindedly wondered if he would spend the whole day having Organization XIII flashbacks. He took a drink from a soft drink he'd bought, but spat it out in a magnificent fountain as he spotted Zexion and Xigbar in holiday disguises. They looked absolutely ridiculous! Xigbar looked incredibly suspicious, considering his physical age, greasy ponytail, eyepatch and scar. Zexion looked quite young in contrast, all in all it looked like Xigbar was a dirty old man who had kidnapped a teenage boy. Roxas laughed at the thought of telling them, but caught the sun flashing silver off a videocamera. Xigbar had taped his show!

Roxas got up and stealthily moved through the crowd, intending to head the two Nobodies off. However, not knowing that his targets were following Kairi and Sora, bumped into the aforementioned teenagers. They seemed not to recognize him for a second, but soon their eyes locked on him. Roxas shrugged and gave a strained chuckle, trying to look innocent.

OoC: I don't really have much time to post during the weekend. But the Jesse Joke (c) must go on!

 

OOC: Too bad there was a database error. I had a really good post typed up. :sideways:

IC: After being ran into, Kairi blinked. She realized that Roxas was now standing in front of her and she smiled. "Roxas, was that you...singing?"

Sora, a little behind, dodged a few teenagers and adults on his way to get to Kairi. He ran into a man with a floral shirt on, saying, "Oh...sorry." He ran off and caught up with Kairi. Roxas stood in front of her now and he arched a brow. "Um...What exactly just happened a few minutes ago?"

 

IC: Roxa cleared his throat, still embarassed, "Well, it's a long story. You see, everyone thinks I look and sound like some kid called 'Jesse McCartney'. Lots of teenage girls keep asking me to sing his songs. I caved today, and the phangirls glomped me, took me up to the stage and-" Roxas pulled the lacy red panties out of his pocket, "-well, you see what I mean." Roxas quailed inwardly at what sort of taunts Sora, Kairi, Axel or - dare he say it - Larxene would field at him now. He had to get that tape from Xigbar! And maybe Sora and Kairi could help...

 

Marluxia, with his beautiful pink hair blowing in the wind, ran towards "Jesse".

"Jesse!!!!" Marluxia screamed as he ran to hug him. While running, he tripped over his black cloak. He toppled to the ground and fell on top of someone. As he got back up, he realised that he had really just tackled Roxas, not Jesse.

"Oh no," he thought to himself,"if Roxas finds out about the Christmas tape, the world as we know it may end. I have to get out of here before he says anything."

"Why, hello....Roxas. Um...cough...cough....I...uh, I thought....but you....cough....my goodness it's hot...um...bye!"

And just like that, Marluxia disapeared into a portal of darkness.

 

Zexion looked at Roxas, and mumbled something to Xigbar, barely moving his lips. "He saw it!!! Change your disguises and hairdos!!"
Xigbar and Zexion ran into a beauty shop, and came out with dresses, and pink poka-dots all over them, they both having purses, and they both having old, womens hair, puffed up.
"When we go back to the World That Never Was, hide that video camera and stay away from Roxas! It must get on Youtube!!" Xigbar whispered to Zexion.

 

"Why, hello....Roxas. Um...cough...cough....I...uh, I thought....but you....cough....my goodness it's hot...um...bye!"

As Marluxia disappeared into a portal, Roxas' eye twitched. He had heard he way Marluxia had screamed 'Jesse!!!!'. It was true! Marluxia had stolen that tape!

But another more interesting question; Why does Marluxia like Jesse McCartney's music? Roxas wondered. The Nobody stood up, and brushed himself off, shoving the women's lingerie item that he held into his pocket.

"Listen, last Christmas I got drunk and sung som Jesse McCartney music, and Axel got tapes. Marluxia stole one and now Xigbar has proof of me singing stone cold sober. I have to get those tapes from them, and I need your help," Roxas told Sora and Kairi quickly.

 

Luxord has seen all of this, and he sent in his flying cards.