Organization 13...goes to an amusement park!

occ: ya can be Larx too.
Xigbar grabbed Zexion by his coat, and dragged him down the parking lot, cutted everyone in line, and gave the tickets.

 

Larxene got out of the Organization Mobile and rolled her eyes at the sight of Axel, Zexion, and Xigbar leaving. She sighed and walked in as well.

 

"I wanted to read a book here!!!!Ahhh!!!" Zexion wailed as Xigbar dragged him down the streets of the amusement park.
"You can do that in the Worl that Never Was! Right now, I have to show you a real cool rollercoster!" Xigbar smiled.
"I will never do that one!!" Zexion cried, eyeing the people who were screaming ferousiously on the ride:
Kill the Humans "XIGGY! NO!"
Xigbar grabbed Zexion throwing him on one of the seats, and pulling the thing on him, strapping him tight. "Zexy, hold on tight!!" Xigbar jumped up, landed in the seat, and yelled to the controller, "Go!" With angry people yelling at them for cutting in line.

 

Axel spotted Zexion and Xigbar on a rollercoaster. He imagined the look on Zexion's face... and the look on Xigbar's. He laughed and choked on his pizza for a minute. Then coughed it up on Larxene (accidently of course... or was it?)

Larxene felt something hit her coat. She looked at it and was disgusted. She ran to Axel and held him by the throat.
"Do that again and you WILL have an accident."

Axel nodded.

Larxene let go of him and hit him with lightning.

 

Zexion cried as the rollercoaster went all over the place, backwards, around, twirling, rocketing, and hollograms of scary monsters flew around the rollercoaster, trying to hit the rollercoaster, fire going up.
Xigbar laughed so hystericly, while Zexion balled his eyes out.

 

Demyx frowned as he saw the roller coaster careening around. "Dang...that doesn't look fun..."

 

When the ride ended, Xigbar got up from his seat, and said, "Cmon Zexy, lets go on the ride Revenge of the mummy!"
Zexion didn't move.
"Zexy?" Xigbar asked, shaking Zexion.
Zexion slumped off the ride, falling onto the ground, face flat.
"That didn't last long. I guess I owe Luxord 200 munny." Xigbar said, picking up Zexion, piling him onto to his shoulder, and left the ride to another one.

 

Axel saw Zexion get off the ride and fall flat off his face. "Okay, now I have to ride that ride!" He threw what was left of his pizza on the ground and went to the ride.

 

"Axel! You have to go on that ride!" Xigbar called to him while having a fainted librarian on his shoulder.

 

"Heading that way right now!" Axel called to Xigbar. He ran to the ride.
"Sorry, not tall enough." The man at the stand said.
"What? Look! My hair reaches the mark! I AM OLDER THAN EMO BOOK OF DOOM FOR GOD SAKES!"
"Who? Anyway, you can't go on. Your hair only reaches the mark."
Axel growled and walked away.

Larxene saw Axel running towards her.
"Oh god, Axel. Going to puke on me again?"

"That wasn't puke! Anyway..." *whisper, whisper, whisper*
"Oh, hell no!"

"Please?"

"Okay, but you pay for the Organization Mobile gas on the way back!"

"Done!"
Axel stood on Larxene's shoulders. He was about 11 feet tall, but if it meant he could go on the ride, it was worth it.
The ticket man-person nodded and let Axel on the rollercoaster. Larxene's feet walked over to it and Larxene walked out.

"Happy?"

 

Zexion woke up. "Huh? where am I?" He asked himself, using his hands to push himself up to see where Xigbar was going to take him next. Zexion widened his eyes. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT THE REVENGE OF THE MUMMY!"

 

Axel's hair flew all over the place. The little boy next to him on the ride couldn't see as Axel's hair was in the way. He started to cry and the lollipop in his mouth got stuck in Axel's hair. Good thing he didn't notice or the kid would have 3rd degree burns. The ride came to an end way too soon for Axel. Aw well. "REVENGE OF THE MUMMY HERE I COME!"

 

Zexion wailed as Xigbar strapped him in, and away they went, with a person yelling, "Stop! The curse is real! Turn back!" and a mummy popping up from a crypt, yelling, "Silence! The curse will destroy you all! And I will be the ruler of all!"
There was a door that was closing, and the rollercoaster sped up, just inches away from the door closing on them.
"Aaahhhhh!!" Zexion cried.
"Woohooo!" Xigbar yelled.
The rollercoaster sped up, twisting, going through fumes of smoke, over lava, with the mummy chasing them behind.

 

Axel got in line for Revenge of the Mummy. He Zexion and Xigbar, yet again, go through the thrills and (in Zexion's case) terrors of a rollercoaster. He felt a tug on his hair.
"Gimme my lollipop!" A little boy tugged on a lollipop stuck him Axel's hair. Axel smiled.
"Of course you can have your lollipop. Give me a second..." Axel forced fire onto the little boy, burning him to a crisp. How was he still alive? The boy cried. His mom came rushing over.
"Tetsuya! What did I tell you about playing with fire?" His mom scolded him and apologized to Axel.

 

Zexion again went off the rollercoaster, uncauntious, falling off the seat and onto the ground. When he regained cauntious, he kissed the ground."I'm alive!"
Xigbar kneed him into the air, and caught him. "No worries, Zexy, were going on the Drop of Doom."
Zexion quickly took out his brochure. "Xiggy!!! NO!"

 

Larxene was bored. Nothing to do, nothing to do. She walked around for ages until she saw a farmiliar face... on the drop of doom. Xigbar and Zexion. The ride ended. Zexion almost passed out and Xigbar had an evil smile on his face.
"Hey, Zexion? How was your ride?"

 

Zexion fell to the ground, fainting again.
"Perfect. He would want to go on another ride, definately. Like....The Juggler." Xigbar responded for him, picking him up and walking to another crazy ride.

 

OoC: OMFG! I join an RP and the next time I look at it it's gone on for three billion pages! This has happened to be twice! *headbutts the keyboard*

By the way, I believe we all know Jesse McCartney voices Roxas. I like him as a VA. Don't care for his music much, but oh well, it gets jokes :D

IC: A black, swirling portal appeared inside the amusement park. Roxas stepped out, taking a deep breath of fresh air. He brushed down his Twilight Town garb and scanned the park.

"I wonder if Namine's around..." Roxas said to himself.

"Omigawsh, that's Jesse McCartney!" a female voice squealed behind him. Roxas felt a gigantic drop of sweat slide down the side of his face. He hesitantly turned to face the horror.

Roxas gave a sigh of relief. This Jesse phangirl was attractive, as were her two giggling friends. Roxas still had nightmatres about one of the phangirls.

"Sorry, you must be thinking of someone else," Roxas hated it when people mistook him for this 'Jesse' guy. Next the phangirl would-

"You totally sound like him! Come on, sing Beautiful Soul, I have the lyrics here!"

-ask him to sing. Roxas sighed. They always wanted him to sing. Apart from the shower, and one embarassing moment with Olette at a Karaoke bar in Twilight Town for a duet, Roxas just didn't sing. The teenage Nobody rolled his eyes. Then again, it was an amusement park. Why shouldn't he have fun? Roxas took the sheet of lyrics. Without warning, as if the action had been a secret trigger, the three girls glomped him. Roxas hit the pavement hard, and was still dizzy when they picked him up bodily and carried him to a small stage in a very busy part of the park. They stood him in the stage in front of a microphone and ran into the crowd giggling. Several people had stopped to watch what the blond Nobody did. Roxas' clear blue eyes flicked worriedly across the crowd. The three girls were urging him to start, one of them turning on the music. More sweat rolled down Roxas' face. What had he got himself into?

Roxas spotted blonde hair. It was a teenage girl in a white dress. Immediately Roxas recognized her. Namine was there, and he was standing on a stage like a moron! Roxas heard the music reach the point where he had to start. He looked down at the paper in his hand, and his last thought was, I knew I shouldn't have let Namine rent High School Musical.

"I don't want another pretty face," Roxas sang, "I don't want just anyone to hold." The three phangirls squealed, and the crowd began to grow.

 

Xigbar stopped, hearing something. "Zexy!" Xigbar yelled, hitting Zexion in the head. "Roxas is acting like Jesse!"
Xigbar ran into the crowd, with a fainted Zexion hanging from him.

 

"I don't want my love to go to waste," Roxas continued, feeling less and less embarassed, "I want you and your beautiful soul." Roxas smiled, and the three phangirls sqeualed, as did a few girls in the crowd.
"You're the one I wanna chase/You're the one I wanna hold/I wont let another minute go to waste," Roxas crouched at the edge of the stage and pointed to the phangirl that had first pulled him into the situation, "I want you and your beautiful soul." She almsot fainted and Roxas smiled. He turned back to the centre of the crowd and came face-to-scarred-face with the Freeshooter. Roxas noticed the Cloaked Schemer dangling unconscious in Xigbar's grip. The Key of Destiny's smile crumbled off. He instanty remembered an embarassing incident he'd rather forget.
It had been Christmas time, and the Organization was even more depressing than usual. Saix seemed to be getting into the spirit by putting an moogle on a tree, until Roxas discovered that the moogle had been, until recently, been alive. Axel had given it a decent cremation. The Superior in particular had been very moody, and ordered a whole truckload of egg nogg. The now-drunken Xemnas had commandeered the truck and crashed it beside Memory's Skyscraper, where he ordered it to remain in an attempt to forget about it. However, Roxas and Axel had snuck over and stolen the remaining egg nogg, drinking it all in one binge at midnight on Christmas Eve. While Axel had simply shot flaming gas all over the room, from various orifices, Roxas had begun to think that he was someone called 'Jesse McCartney', singing all of his songs in order. Axel had got his hands on video evidence of the incident and had forced Roxas to buy him free seasalt ice cream for weeks afterwards. Back in the present, Roxas' eye twitched.
Roxas realized that he had now confirmed what Axel had spent a month after Christmas hinting at. Roxas liked to sing pop music. The pubescent Nobody was about to try and deny it, but stopped. He had already started, why not have fun?
"Hey Xiggy," Roxas greeted the other Nobody, holding the microphone away, "Come to join the party?" Without waiting for an answer, Roxas straightened and jumped back into the centre of the stage.
"I know that you are something special," Roxas continued, to the glee of the female audience, "To you I'd be always faithful..."

OoC: Whoah, I think this Jesse Joke may be getting a little out of hand -_-'. And I also explained the weird truck next to Memory's Skyscraper! :D