Only in America...

1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America...... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

 

That pretty much sums it all up!

 

Well the only one that is true in my country is number 4 :P

 

O_O..
How do you know all this?

 

XD I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

I will never forgive America for this:

 

Suddenly I'm glad to be British. No offense. I can't work that one out.

 

British makes my head hurt

offence

 

IT BUUUURNZ!!! DX

*shields eyes*

 

I saw that up at Costco.

 

the only thing I find true about that is the double cheeseburger thing.XDDDD
*laughing*Can't breath,can't breath.

 

If ur british do u talk funny?

 

^ It's not talking funny, it's an accent. Americans have an accent too, but we can't notice it.

And that is so patheticly true. xD

 

your right but in america i tell them they talk funny also

 

Don't think I'll ever be fit to go to America.

 

Aw - tis loads of fun. XDDDD

Don't let our strange ways scare ya off. XP

AnimeGrillz: My dear woman... Where have you been...? XDDD

 

what can I say...I eat alot.
I have a stomach bigger than my feet.
and my mom says I have big feet.

 

I eat like crap and I'm pretty thin. o.o

Btw, I've ordered all that supersized stuff and the diet coke. xD

 

I never drink diet soda's ever!
and I barely eat vegetables at all-*gets hit in the forehead*
OW!

 

My cousin eats double cheeseburgers but she doesn't eat the bread, so she nevers gains any weight. But she does have a gut because of she eats shakes and ice cream. I barely eat anything. I'm half-vegetarian.

And, I like British people, they're so cool. I love Britian, I went there and the pizza man was all like, "When you've got time, you don't know what to do with it, and when you don't have time, you know what to do with it." Lol.