On KHV we think Dalk is God.

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  1. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Your forgetting the one fact. If Dalk is god or higher, then you unknowingly acknowledge that Kamen Rider is higher than god and any other like Budda. This means Dalk is below a Japanese superhero show. This means Dalk isn't that high up on the faith chain and is subtitled every Sunday.
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Explain to me where faith and truth become opposites. I can have just as much faith in the fact that the sky is blue as I can have in god.
     
  3. Juicy Chaser

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    Dalk isn't God, if he was he'd be omnipresent, AND HE ISN'T ON MSN.

    So I can't tell him what my mother thinks of him. Damn.
     
  4. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I would but MSN DECIDED TO BE ATHEIST TODAY.
     
  5. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    Dalk cannot be God. If Dalk was god, he would be not only omnipresent, but those that angered him would be smote (smited? Smitted?) with his weapon of choice. Since Dalk doesn't have a weapon of choice to use on nonbelievers, he cannot be God.

    Dalk would also have to love everyone.
     
  6. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I need no weapon of choice, for I am god.

    I also do love everyone. I just happen to love most people with a special kind of love. I call it "hate".
     
  7. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    All of you forget who wields the banhammer. c:
     
  8. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    you WOULD go that far.
     
  9. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    Well at least Dalk will have awesome hair as God. Which begs the question, who would be the Virgin Mary?
     
  10. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    You'd rather have bots everywhere?
     
  11. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    HEY I'M FROM CHINA AND I WANT TO SELL YOU SHOESa
     
  12. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    to save myself from being laughed at: What do you mean "bots"?
    i meant you WOULD flaunt your staffism.
    lol
     
  13. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Adbots. Things that come here to try and get you to buy stuff or go to websites.

    If you call deleting hundreds of spam posts every day for a few hours flaunting, then yes. Because I actually do things. >>
     
  14. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Do you even UDERSTAND what i meant?

    That is flaunting.

    i personally thank you for deleting fail spam where it isn't needed. or wanted.
    or, in that case, allowed.

    i didn't mean staffism.
    i had a brain fart.
     
  15. Haseo Knight of Light

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    CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST WON A FREE iPOD NANO!
     
  16. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    ...You realize you were kissing Dalk's ass this ENTIRE thread, right? So don't tell me I'm flaunting anything. :D

    As long as you're not trying to sell me leather pants. :|
     
  17. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    i did that for fun and because Dalk is awsome.
    And for the thread's sake. lol
     
  18. Roxas~N~Namine Traverse Town Homebody

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    One hundreth AND FIRST comment.

    yeaahboy
     
  19. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    finalform, stop cutting down on Wolfie. She, quite frankly, works her ass off for this forum. If I did the amount of work that she does I would probably be rubbing it in absolutely EVERYONE'S faces, but she does not flaunt her place in staff by any measure. She is an amazing staff member and I wish all staff members were like her because then we might not have an entirely dysfunctional staff body, rather, we would have one that actually works wholly and as a group to get **** done. Less pseudo-bipartisan ism, yadda yadda.
     
  20. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    i was just messing around.
    i'm a bit too tired to make it look like it though.
    i was srsly joking through that whole thing.
    I know that wolfie could bite my brain out without opening my head.
    I need to stop pressing "ENTER"...:sleepy: