Omg!

Im bored and a nub so heres a riddle k

A quick test of intelligence. Don't cheat! Because if you do, the test will be no fun.

There are no Tricks to the test. Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Important, count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again

Answer:

Spoiler

One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's.

Am I doing it right? This is what noobs do, correct?

 

Got 5. =/

I missed the very first one. XD

And yes, noobs do in fact do this often.

 

I counted 6.

i r jeneus nao?

 

Oh yay, I did it right =D

 

I got all 6...o__o
But I've done something like this before.

 

Goddamn, only five.

I think it was the third one that I missed. xD​

 

Can you translate the following?

Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E

Answer:

Spoiler

Too wise you are, Too wise you be; I see you are, Too wise for me

 

Crono...more mind games...these are fun.
BTW, I didn't get the second one.

 

You have to be quite literal to get it :3


Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

Answer:

Spoiler

The word 'Ton'

 

I thought the answer to that last one was the word "heavy."

 

I love these XD​

 

Damn. I thought it was "uneaven"

 

You have the misfortune to own an unreliable clock. This one loses exactly 24 minutes every hour. It is now showing 3:00am and you know that is was correct at midnight, when you set it. The clock stopped 1 hour ago, what is the correct time now?

Answer:

Spoiler

6:00am: since the clock is losing 24 minutes every hour, for every real hour that has passed, the clock will only show 36 minutes. Since the clock shows 3:00am, we know that 180 clock minutes have passed. This therefore equals 300 real minutes and hence 5 hours. The clock stopped 1 hour ago and the time must now be 6.00am. QED.

 

i got coco with that F thing some time ago =D
and yeah i skiped the ofs for some reason and got only 4 on my first try

 

^

But in return I went Osaka on him. :>