and the pilot came on the speaker and said the usual things. "We'll be traveling at about 5,000 feet..." So then he puts down the microphone and forgets to turn it off and he turns to to co-pilot and say, "Man right now I could use a good blow job and a cup of coffee." So this flight attendent goes bombin' up the aile to tell the pilot that the mic's on and this guy in the back yells out, "Hey hun! Don't forget the coffee!"
So there was this woman and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her fiance, sailing high above the largest ocean on planet earth. She was seated next to this man who she had tried to start conversations with, but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary. She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn't even pronounce the name of, and she was feeling very bored... and very despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet, and the pilot is on the microphone and he's saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh my god... I'm sorry" and apologizing. And she looks at the man and says "Where are we going?" And he looks at her and he says "We're going to a party. It's a birthday party. It's your birthday party. Happy birthday darling! We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much." And then he starts humming this little tune, it kind of goes like this: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4...
We must talk in every telephone Get eaten off the web We must rip out all the epilogues in the books that we have read And in the face of every criminal Strapped firmly to a chair We must stare, we must stare, we must stare
Once again this is relevent, and amusing. Spoiler Also I won't need caffeine for a few days after Misty's post...
