Okay, I've been really confused for these past couple of weeks.

I've been feeling certain things for certain people who I never thought I'd feel those things for. It's all so very stressful. But I think I've finally figured it out. Time to come out.

Spoiler

I'm heterosexual. Too bad, I was hoping I'd be either gay or, like I thought before, asexual.

Coming out party time?

 

Simply tragic there Pillows.

 

Well .

That's dreadful, there.

 

My girlfriend's weirded out by the fact that sometimes, I wish I was gay.
She's even more weirded out at the fact that I want one of our future sons to be gay, otherwise I will not love them equally.

 

You want children.

I cannot fathom this.

 

.... I knew it!

But I'm still freaked out that you like to ship me and my sister....

 

...You say this like you don't understand how those things are weird.

Especially that first one for your girlfriend

 

Better than shipping you with your BROTHER.
Which I still do. Shan/Rob forevah.

 

Cool .