Ok so this is weird...

So my friend went away on vacation and for a fun surprise she brought me back a llama... when she came to my house to bring it over i was thinking "what the f***!". She is like the complete opposite of me, shes hyper bubbly and buys people llamas for presents. gawd what the hell am I supposed to do with this stinky thing, i swear my life is not going well.

 

Wait.

A live llama?

 

So I went away on a vacation and for a fun suprise i brough my friend back a llama, i thought she would be happy but she was just like "What the f***!". She is like the complete oppoiste of me, shes super depressing and she hates llamas, what the hell am i supposed to do with this stinky friend, i swear my life is not going well.

 

How the fuck did (s)he get a llama through customs?

 

yeah... its small though well as small as a llama can get. its in my backyard right now and my mom was freaking out when she saw it there

 

Omg llamas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I have know f'n clue. She could do anything she wanted if she put her mind to it.

 

Oh my.

Can I name it?

 

lol? sure what the hell.

 

I name it:





































































































Xaaale.

It's Xaale with an extra a. But I'm sure you could see that already.

 

umm... nice okay? im definatly not keeping it though lol maybe.

 

Name it Carol.

Ten points if you get the reference.

 

okay i will...? my mom adores it, being the blonde she is, after getting over her freak attack. so i think i will have to keep it :( huuuuu

 

You ungrateful prick. Your friend goes through the trouble of bringing a llama back for you and you just shun it right in front of them? I'm glad my friends aren't so impolite and more thankful than that.

 

I never said i wasn't grateful! well it may have seemed so but i am happy! and it wasn't in front of them i did my best to look... thankful. maybe me and the llama will become friends... in the future but right now i don't really know what to do with it and its not like i can go to the store and buy llama food. its hard work to care for a pet that can't fit in the house.

 

a llama? really? can i have your friend?

 

Pics or it didn't happen :o

People buy each other t-shirts or snowglobes when they return from vacation.
Kh-vids people buy each other llama's.

 

Name it Chhhaaaarrrrllllliiiiiiieeeeee!!! With excactly as many letters as I wrote it with. xD

 

Nude Pics?

 

Oh lawd I just got it