Ohmagavin, i need this lantern

It is epic.
Who's good with knives and pumpkins?

 

Well, I like knives.
No comment about whether I'm good with them or not.

 

You learn a lot about knives, shivs and the like in lock up.

Years surving in those walls, and all I wanted was mummy's tea and biscuits like we had in our country cottage. Oh what a to do.

 

You'll only need one lantern in your life and it's only limited by your willpower and creativity.

Spoiler

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power—Green Lantern's light!"

 

"In brightest day, all Hallow's night
This fancy pumpkin will catch your sight
I mean damn the carving's pretty tight
Death Note spoilers (The Kira is Light)"

 

Not a huge DN fan at this point, but that jack'o is undeniably sexy.

I am good at carving but don't even let me smell the pumpkin guts or I will be barfing up my own guts to add to the pile

 

You must hate pumpkin pie.
That's unamerican.

 

I do a lot of unamerican things

like not totally hating communism

or liking the ICC

:L

 

You're under arrest.

 

I see wut U did with tha thread naem.

 

That is poetry, right there. Forget your Alfred Lord Tennysons and William Shakespeares. The true bard is obviously Scott.

That's why you have to dress like this
...Or shove cotton wool up your nose.

:lolface:
...I could stare at that all day. *stares*