Oh...

We also need to give the main bad guy in the sequel a funny name that has sexual puns to it.
I know! Let's rearrange the name... MANSEX!

Also... the organisation he's in charge of should all totally have an X somewhere in their names. AND! They should all use the black cloaks I previously talked about, cause that'd be badass.


...Although, those cloaks will not be exclusive to said organisation. I can imagine a mouse for example looking pretty good in one of those.

 

M'kay, so here's what we do. We make all the epic cloak people corpses. They got a body. They got no heart. They live anyway. Because they're cool. That be pretty scary, right?

 

But who're you to say such a thing?

Oh right, you're Nobody.

 

God we're all full of such amazing ideas.




We should be working for Square or something.

 

And while we're at it, we should force them to change the company name to "Squenix".

 

Ewwww no.



It sounds like some name for a kitchen cleaning product.

 

It's what some people call them anyway.

 

Those sick *******s.

 

Not always.

 

Maybe the main character's appearance should be based on the hero from The Bouncer. Eeeh? Eeeh?

No, they call them Sqeenix. With TWO Es. Not one.

 

That's how I pronounced it. With the eeeee sound.



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