oh ****! THERE ARE VAMPIRES ALL AROUND YOU!

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    AND NOT THE SPARKLING KIND EITHER!
    THESE ARE BLOODSUCKING KILLERS
    LIKE ALUCARD LEVEL VAMPIRES
    AND THEY ALL WANT YOU DEAD!
    **** *****! THERE'S NO ESCAPE! YOU CAN'T DO JACK!
    OR CAN YOU!?
    THERE'S FOUR WEAPONS ACROSS THE DESK(your at home by the way, vampires attacked you at home)
    A HAMMER
    A GAUNTLET
    AN OPTIC BLAST VISOR(You know like ****ing Cyclops from the X-men)
    AND A BUNCH OF TOOLS FOR WHATEVER REASON!
    WHAT THE **** ARE YOU GONNA DO!?

    [] Smash some skulls in with dat hammer
    [] Punch some skulls in with dat gauntlet
    [] BEHOLD! OPTIC BLAST!
    [] **** IT! AUGMENT YOURSELF WITH THOSE TOOLS!



    PS: I'm not really serious with this one, just kind of a spur of the moment story. I'll probably forget about it after a week

    RULES ARE THE SAME AS LITTLE GIRL STORY
    BUT THIS TIME!
    ONLY ONE SAVE STATE!
    ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE
    CAPS LOCK!
     
    Jube, Nov 15, 2011
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  2. Glen Returned from the dead

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    OPTIC BLAST lol
     
    Glen, Nov 15, 2011
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  3. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    ...Yea, let's go with optic blast.
     
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  4. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I have asked for this.
     
    jojoj13, Nov 15, 2011
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  5. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    [] behold! Optic blast!
     
    Heart ❤, Nov 15, 2011
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  6. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Optic blast ftw
     
    Beucefilous, Nov 15, 2011
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  7. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    OPTIC FuCKIN' BLAST!!!!
     
    Loxare, Nov 15, 2011
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  8. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Let's go Cyclops on those guys. Question is if it'll work.
     
    Firekeyblade, Nov 15, 2011
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  9. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    • **** IT! AUGMENT YOURSELF WITH THOSE TOOLS!
    This is the only way to win.
     
    Makaze, Nov 16, 2011
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  10. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Screw it and open the goddamn window.

    [x] Optic Blast

    It's somethinglike light. Vampires can't stand light.
     
    ShibuyaGato, Nov 16, 2011
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  11. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Go for the tools! Is time to become cyborg!
     
    Pinekaboo, Nov 16, 2011
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