Oh, Hi Thar! :D

I just came back from the land of Milk and Cookies, and geuss what?


The Fairys raped me....T___T What should I do?

 

Get a condom next time.

 

Get yourself checked. The fairies of The Land Of Milk And Cookies are notorious for their raging gonorrhea.

 

Really? Because I did noticed buring...but just let it passed by..


And I was just walking in the Land of Milk and Cookies...And they just did it..And I went to Milk and Honey, And Sugarplums and Gumdrops...they also raped me there too T-__T

 

You were probably asking for it, then.

 

I was just getting gifts for you guys! I didnt do anything wrong! T__T
They also mugged me...and I had such nice gifts..

 

Okay, now you're screwed. See, while the fairies of The Land Of Milk And Cookies are known for their gonorrhea, the fairies of The Land Of Milk And Honey are famous for their ridiculous cases of genital herpes, and the fairies of The Land Of Sugarplums And Gumdrops have AIDS. Every single one of them.

 

Whore yourself out to some of them for cash next time.

 

But In the last two I made sure I had protection, *sighs* So lucky..

 

Protection does not effect them. They're fairies.

 

And protection isn't in their dictionary.​

 

OHSHI....I GOT HIV??!???! *Cries* WHAT DO I DO???!

 

You die. Slowly. That's what it does.

 

BUT I DONT WANT TO DIEEEE!! *Cries* I DONT WANT TO!

 

Fairy HIV.

You shall die in a minute.

Use your last few seconds to do whatever you wished to do.

 

Of course you don't. Dying of AIDS sucks. Trust me.

 

*nod* *nod*

Poor you.

 

Omg...a Mintue um...*streaks and dies* X___X