Oh dear, it appears I am rather ill.

Someone get a Medic in here Stat!!!!

Ok sir, i'm going to have to ask you to calm down. I'm going to do CPR on you now.
*Grabs What? and throws him to the floor*
Breathe dangit, Breathe!!!!
*Begins cpr by beating his chest with a bat*
Sir, i'm going to have to remove your pants to see if you soiled yourself.
*rips his pants off*
Alright it looks like your fine, you have a wonderful sir.

 

I enjoy being a Grammer Nazi.

 

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