OblivionRoxas' Random Thread

*Walks in*

Hey, did I miss anythi-*Gets hit by a plasma banana*

AAAAGGGGGGGH!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?! **** YOU! *Takes out CANADIAN BACON GUN*

 

Plasma grenade??? Do you play Halo like me??? Cuz if you do u rock banana sox! :D *quickly throws cotton candy in their face*

EDIT: I am so putting that in my sig

 

*is asleep* *gets hit by Canadian bacon* Hey! *throws pepperoni at What?*

 

*Leaps into the air, catches pepperoni in his mouth, and lands gracefully on his feet*

I thought you liked Canadian Bacon? *Loads more bacon in the gun and shoots bacon at Oblivion and Haseo*

Sorry, I meant Plasma Banana.

I only played the first Halo.

 

*dodges Canadian bacon* Not when it's being shot at me!

 

What about maple syrup?

*Throws maple syrup grenades* It will make everything sticky.

 

Ok mesa done putting it in my sigg-eeeeeeeeeeyyy!!!!!!!! *does matrix while bacon flies over his head and then catches it and throws it back and it becomes a boomerang and it comes back to him*

 

eek

*Jumps on top of Canadian Bacon and comes flying back to Oblivion. Takes out a Canadian Bacon Dagger and gets ready to stab him in the eye.*

 

*whispers in his ear* boopy doopy *the knife disappears*

 

*catches maple syrup is mouth* This is rich! Yup, this is the real stuff.

 

I don't need a knife.

*Punches Oblivion in the face, then jumps off the slice of Canadian Bacon and shoves a Maple Syrup Grenade in Haseo's eye socket*

 

OWWWYYYY!!!!! Nose bleed!!! *backs up into corner and shoots ketchup out of his nose at everyone*

 

Agh, my eyes! They burn!

 

*Gets hit by ketchup* EEK! Oh wait, it is ketchup.

*Grabs a box of french fries and dips them in ketchup*

Canada has better weapons than you think.

 

*steals all the french fries and runs away while doing an evil laugh but then trips and starts crying* :( i twippeyd :(

 

*Grabs french fries and shoves them down Haseo's mouth*

HEART ATTACK ATTACK!

 

*comes behind him and shoots his head off with a burger shotgun*

 

*Jumps up into the air and grabs shotgun, shooting him*

 

*still has anti-staff shield from other thread and he turns it into a kh-vids members shield and he deflects the burger since the shield is covering him* HAH! you can't touch me now coz I'm untouchable literally watch *touches himself and his finger burns off but then he cures himself and it comes back*

 

*Smashes fist through the anti-staff shield, then takes out Rapier and starts thrusting the sword at him*