Now think about it .................

An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that, Doc?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM! The beaver drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have shot that beaver." . . .

Now think about it .................

 

Eh ?




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Weird . . .

 

...lmfao

Awwww​

 

It was the beaver!!!

 

geez it was the doctor . . . so obvious, just watch one soap opera! ITS ALWAYS THE DOCTOR!

 

*gasps* NOOOOOOOO!

 

LOL

Am I the only one who thinks he got it? Think, beaver is slang for...

 

Umm...the beaver had a heart attack?

 

No you are not the only one XD give us some credit.

I think most people are just choosing not to say >_>​

 

haha, see now I took it that the doctor was saying she was cheating on him....I didnt even think about the inueendo for "Beaver" XDXDXDXD

 

leave it to beaver...

 

Aha. I get it. Someone else got his wife pregnant.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha....ha?

 

80 year old +18 year old = scared allisonlove90

*shivers*

 

aaawww why? old people need lovin too! and what better way than to get an 18 year old gal? XD

 

......(Crickets)