Now, here's something that really got me thinking...

Now, here's the thing that's really got me thinking. People are always thinking "OMG WHY AM I SINGLE /SLITSLITSLIT". Ok, I know how to get rid of all that.

And I know this may blow your mind, but stay with me here.

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[LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.]

There. Now that wasn't too bad, now was it?

 

Your sig makes me smile.

 

The real reason they slit is because they don't meet my standards

 

What if your standards are normal? Then what? Do you lower it to the guy that wants to hook up with you because he's on drugs?

Besides. My qualifications aren't high. you just have to be smart, nice/polite, and normal looking,...and a boy. And you qualify. If no one meets up to those qualifications by the end of College then KHV, Imma be a spinster.

 

I love how incredibly vague your standards are.

 

There's no such thing as a nice, smart, normal looking guy anymore.

 

No offense, but have you seen 95% of people? They're either obese or wannabe gangstas, or both. You're gonna have to SEEEEEEEERIOUSLY lower your standards at the rate you're going.

 

well...

there is me.

(inb4ego) lol

But seriously, I dont think I necessarily have high standards, in terms of which girl I'm attracted to. There are just some girls who I really connect with and others not so much. I dont think that makes me picky, since thats pretty normal for everyone. Not to mention I'm not going to go out with someone if there's some glaring problem with them, regardless of standards.

 

Lol I was waiting for someone to say something like that.

I always had low standards. I was pretty much the "hit on anything that moves" kinda guy. But, in a rare moment of seriousness, KHV, I've met what a I believe to be the perfect girl.
It's kind of unfair to compare every other girl to her
Which is why my standards are "high."

 

I would, but really, I seriously doubt there's anyone who'd be willing to live in a van with a nutcase.

Therefore, fuck it.

 

Second this. But, in my case, I'm way too refined to be with just anyo-*shot*

Nah, I don't think It's much about the standards, but as Radiowave said, it's about connecting with a certain person. I mean,most cases boil down to beggars can't be choosers, so try to grasp the things that are actually within reach.

 

I'm lucky I'm taken because I've looked like **** for a while now. Ever since I started taking this medication that's kind of toxic, I've had like skin peeling off of my face and dark circles under my eyes and such. Also luckily I get to stop taking it in two months.

 

Sociopaths don't date well.

 

I don't have high standards i just wouldn't date girls that don't connect.

 

We could all learn a thing or two from the girls in VGN's harem.

 

I think my standards are pretty low.
They just have to be able to make me laugh and put up with my serious weirdness. It'd be great if they were good looking as well. Oh and it's essential they're a boy.
One of my friend's friends hit on me before and they were a girl, it was scary. I lied and told her that I was getting an arranged marriage since she was staring at me o.O

 

Meh, I have high standards, so I'm probably going to be single for a while. But unlike most other people, I'm not going to complain about it. I'm fine with being single if the alternative is being with someone I don't like.

 

This. Oh gawd, this.

 

I was going to say that you should stay single because you're 14 and, in my opinion, a relationship can't be that serious at that age.
Then I remembered you're in college
so now I'm going to say that you should stay single so you can get all the college ass you want.




VGN doesn't need to worry about being single when he has his own harem.

 

Oh, that sounds fu-

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