Not only is Obama the first black President, it's the end of white Presidents forever

On a good day I would turn America into a totalitarian regime.

On a bad day I would turn America into a facist totalitarian regime.

 

Silly Canadian you're not allowed to run in our country. :D

 

I never said I would run for president.

 

True enough, but to get to our capital you'd probably have to go either through the northwest and west or the East Coast.
Either way there would be no hostile Canadian takeover. :]

 

You win this round, but be prepared for our ultimate weapon which is definitely not just an oversized beaver. No sir, not at all.

 

But if the oversized beaver can shoot lazers out of its eyes...

 

Well, not in literal terms Thank you for helping us develop our superweapon If only we had an oversized beaver in the first place.

 

Bring your beavers. We've got a crazy amount of animals that eat those, including people.
They may or may not be legal. :|

 

I would think so with the strange sort of meat they put into the hamburgers of your "McDonalds".

 

HA.
We've got so many fast food restaurants in Jersey alone that we could eat an oversized beaver.

 

I was planning to avoid New Jersey altogether. Wolves and beavers do not get along.

 

Who else is in favor of Texas seceding from the US and Austin seceding from Texas?

 

Another Battle of the Alamo except the Mexicans are replaced with the United States Army?

 

Nobody in Texas.

 

If things go well.

To hell with their opinions and their not wanting to lose their best city. I want a country full of people named Austin.