New Rule

No way, where would you get that idea from?
As for everyone else, let's calm down. It's a Sunday! WOAHHHHHHHHHH

 

I am nice.
:3
....
sorta.
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Remember, seriousness on the internet leads to drama. Drama leads to the fun. Fun leads to the five minute lol before staff comes in.

 

Screw your rules! I have a keyboard, and I know how to use it!

 

Dear Mike,
I have been editing your news articles for the past 2 months, fixing typos and making things sound more intelligent. No offense, of course, but have you considered retaking composition English courses?

All the best,
the condom in your closet.

 

"Made me lol more then it should've."

lolwut?

 

FAIL.
It's Saturday.

 

I still see your avvy to be some sort of Janitor Jack-Off pose. B|

 

When Mike says it is Sunday, IT IS GOD DAMNED SUNDAY.

Do not doubt his wise words.

 

Why should I trust his words?
It could be false.

 

Because he will destroy the forums if we don't believe him.

I'm definitely not kidding, he's hiding an arsenal of around 500 miniature hydrogen bombs in that trenchcoat of his. That, or he is wearing that trenchcoat for other lewd and perverted reasons.

 

I believe the other reason.

Mike would rather use his Arsenal for Brittney Spears haters.

 

I do hope so. Whatever his arsenal really is.

 

Ah man, it really is Saturday. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
No! You may not answer why. That is also an illegal action.

 

Rats, foiled again.

 

According to the almighty Mike, it is now officially Saturday. Ergo, it is 12:00 AM and I must get to sleep.

 

Wait a minute.

Over the internet right?

 

Yes. .

 

Thank you. Now I can be perfectly clear logic is still taking place.

My question though, how can a reporter become "almighty" excatly?

 

He is technically our only contact to the outside world. You know, the place which indirectly created our world.