New Moon premiers tonight.

I just want to see it because I acutally liked New Moon ._. Though they might of butchered it.

 

Glad to know I"m not the only guy.

 

I didn't like New Moon too much.

I liked Twilight but never was obsessed with it but then when my friend became a Twitard it kind of...killed it. Violently.

 

No. He's a dual sexual.

 

What is a lesbian supposed to look like then, compared to a straight girl?

 

I like Breaking Dawn out of all of them, though like the twitards are like this.

Twitards:"OMGZ, ROBERT PATTERSON, TAKE MY VIRGINTY AWAY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Random guy: "I can take it away!"
Twitard: "NOES YOU CAN'T, YOU DON'T SPARKLE!"
Guy: "My penis sparkles..."
Twitard: "......Ok...where is the hotel?"


:3

No, I'm a mystical beast, thus I have no gender

 

the only movie i want to see is breaking dawn, i seriously think i would have nightmares if i watched it.


Stephanie Meyer said her books are too complex to be made into movies




wat

 

Um .​

 

...ok, you have some weird perceptions of how people should appear based on preference. Just sayin.

I laughed.

 

I can't blame him. He doesn't really seem to enjoy the freakin swarm of rabid fans wherever he goes.

Pity. I didn't mind him at all in Harry Potter.


Did I mention I'm getting dragged to this extravaganza?

 

Cause all lesbians act and sound the same? You're silly.

May the Viking gods bless you with berserker powers.

 

Bella is a lesbian.
Because from what I noticed, every girl obsessed with Edward has trouble with real guys.
twitards=Lesbians.

 

not necessarily

 

You just made a discovery that is groundbreaking.

Lol but they buy the sparkling dildo that they released as the "Twilight Dildo..IT SPARKLES"

 

Read the books because I heard there were werewolves.
Will see the movie because the wolves look freaking awesome.

Plus pissing off the Edward/Pattinson fantards is always fun.

 

Oh, you are so silly :3

 

OH GOD memories of shouting boo when everyone screamed and cheered as he came on the screen in the first movie.

 

I did that too. :'D
Also I almost started a fight outside the theater because the Edward fans were just that insane. One of the moments I wish I had a video camera. >:

 

They got pissed at me but they didn't do anything besides glare at me the entire time xD

Oh the joys of messing with twilight fans.

 

XD

Did something somewhat similar. My friends and I screamed "SHUT THE **** UP" when they started to "squuueeeee", perfectly in sync. Miraculously about half the people actually listened to us.