you could always be in that type of school where everyone starts out with A's until their first assignment.
A girl I know got called down to the attendance office because they thought that she was going to do backflips off the staircases. They had a security guard escort and everything.
A 10th grade biology teacher in my school was a nutcase. One day, she told us that the person who comes in front of a class and totally undresses get's A for the rest of the trimester. She was dead serious too. A guy and a few girls went and did it. They fired her a few hours after that.
My Chem teacher told us she'd probably be hungover next Tuesday so we need to pick a movie. :v We suggested Fight Club.
