My stepdad is refusing to buy me anything for my birthday

Unless it relates to Marvel.
I am perfectly okay with this, so, any suggestions? T-shirts would be good, anything X-Men/Fantastic 4/ Spiderman etc.

 

The original Marvel vs Capcom?

 

Mmm, I asked for Marvel vs Capcom 3. He refused, even when I rolled around on the floor pretending to cry because I wanna have an epic battle between Wolverine and Dante. (and watch She-Hulk's ending hahahhahahahhaaa)

 

Hmm. How about saying that Haruhi is a new Marvel hero and ask for some of the Light Novels?

 

That would not work. Apparently I'm getting a Gambit book and a pack of cards. Silly stepdad.

 

To take you to see Captain America, X-Men First Class, AND The Avengers on opening night, regardless if it's a school day or not.

I would kill for that...

 

No.
To take you to see EVERY Marvel film the day it comes out for the rest of your life and buy you one comic book about that specific film.
For Christmas? Buy you every Marvel animated film that comes out.
For Easter? Every Marvel game.

You want a better present?
Change it to DC.

 

She lives in Wales. She's unlikely to be going to DC any time soon.

 

It's just across the pond.

 

Oooh, that is a good plan... I might try this one..

This makes me want to do this more although I will get the "I'm not made of money!!" speech

I stalk bands. There's always a chance. Go eat your noodles.

 

Ask for the original Iron man suit. gogogogogogo!

 

Stepdads suck.

 

Not hers.

 

In fact, he kinda does. He's just being nice because he's trying to buy me over, shoulda done it when I was seven. And he should stop using my nicknames. Calling out "MISA!" in a restaurant isn't so good.

 

Pretty common among stepdads.

 

Fair enough. But at least he's familiar with your interests.

 

you don't deserve anything. You should be happy with being alive you brat.

 

You don't have to reply to every single thread in the spamzone this is like number 8 and they all have the same *****y attitude to them.

 

Aye. I swear they all have a crisis button that tells them the solution is to buy things xD

That's only because I force him to watch cartoons.

 

At least he lets you force him to watch cartoons.