Okay, I was an idiot, didn't check the pockets of my jeans, and then wallah... My MP3 Player went through a ride in the washer machine... B\ I think I should retire it now... D8 For one thing, I lost like five times (always found it somewhere in my backpack). And I also lost it during a blizzard outside and lost it in the snow for about two weeks. My dad found it later after the snow melted and guess what... It survived. 8D8 So now, I don't think it'll live this time around... *has to wait for it to dry out to see if it will or not* If it will... who will be surprised? XD
Of course, you could always smash it to small, sharp pieces of metal using an abnormally large blunt object.