My Life is Average

Last month, I was walking down the street in France(my family was on vacation) with my Uncle who just happened to be wearing a Darth Vader helmet. I was upset at the time because I happened to trip and fall into an enormous puddle just a few minutes before. We began to find amusement in the many stares we seemed to be getting when a cop car pulled up next to where my uncle and I were walking. The cop parked his car, came up to us on the sidewalk, and proceeded to ask my uncle if he was my father. MLIA

 

Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA.

 

Today I ate a gusher. My head did not turn into a giant fruit. MLIA.

 

I took a bath the other night.
I did not turn into a mermaid.

MLIA. ;-;

 

I said a magic word. Fire did not come out of my hand. MLIA.

 

I made a giant key. But Heartless didn't attack me. MLIA

 

I opened a door, but I didn't go to Kingdom Hearts. MLIA

 

Today I built a robot and it didn't turn into a car. MLIA

 

I wished for a video game, but my fish didn't move. MLIA

 

Today, I got a paper cut opening the bandaid box. MLIA

 

Today I stared at the sun, but didn't go blind. MLIA

 

I think the point is starting to get lost.

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I visited a new place. I didn't immediately introduce myself and the two people closest to me to everyone I met. MLIA

 

I found a cure for cancer, but the blasted crows nicked it. MLIA

 

Today I got very mad. My head didn't explode. MLIA

 

I watched more vintage cartoons today. MLIA.

 

i saved the president MLIA

 

I am listening to the greatest song in the entire universe. MLIA

 

Wow... Have you guys EVER been on My Life is Average?

 

not me. i've been hanging at my friend's house watching horror movies where naked girls get murdered.