My family wants me to have a love life

and yet they do not put the effort to build a device to send me through multi-universes of fiction.

FAMILY PLS.

 

that makes two of us

but hey, if you finish a prototype, let me know and we'll test it out together

 

show them your waifu/husbando

 

I can be your first husbando. You know, to see how it turns out and maybe get you ready for the real thing.

 

Tell them that you respect their desires for future grandchildren, but that anime and you have decided to stay celibate.

 

every time i see one of my grandmothers she asks me how my love life is and im just like ummmm workin on it

 

I will be your pretend boyfriend if you'll agree to my pretend wife. I'm in a mildly complicated situation.

 

you will be the first to know, babe.

which one?

Hm, not a bad idea. I'm totes g for that, bro.

^ the accuracy and relevance of these to my life is INTENSE.

Let me do a raincheck on that, mate.

 

we've come to an understanding for now, still waiting for the multi-verse traveling device.
dont' worry, we're staying strong.

 

Accepted. I would love to check you out in the rain.

 

He won't be Dick Grayson for long assuming he just doesn't die next month

 

Tell them your true love is reserved for KH-Vids.net

 

I am 7% smoother than I expected.

 

Everything's eventual?

 

whoa there. Stop. Just. Stop.

Stop.

 

Hey. Hey.

Not with my daughter, boy. >:C

 

;D I could be both your boyfr-

Oh y'ALL CAN EAT A DICK

 

I missed this but YOU TOO BUB. Dinny is off limits to all boys, girls, non binary, creatures, plants, and scientific theories .

Especially Dick Grayson