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You must accept the fact that burritos shall one day become intelligent and destroy civilization. Every scientist has confirmed it.
I'm afraid this needs more research before we can take significant action on it. It's just simply the sun charging the burritos, it's a natural phase that taking away coal and oil will do nothing to solve.
Microwaves laced with traces of DNA in a "cloning process" in which they can absorb it and become sentient. The exact same thing happened to the cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
So you're saying to remove all the microwave's in the world? DO you have any idea how much that would cost.