My chair just stabbed me in the thigh.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Keychain System, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. Keychain System Two?!

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    And DAMN THAT SMARTS.
    I swear, this chair is evil. It broke skin, drew blood, and LEFT A PENCIL MARK ON MY SKIN.

    [I swear, it's getting the electric human.]
     
  2. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Oh that's just chairrible!


    *ba-dum-crash*
     
  3. Llave ℓιℓ' яє∂

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    I see what you did there...

    "Thigh treason" man.
     
  4. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I for one wouldn't sit for such behavior.
     
  5. Glen Returned from the dead

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    I just can't stand all these puns..
     
  6. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I totally did that one, just used "sit". I'm afraid you don't have a chair to sit in, the chair has been pulled out from under you, there will be ants.
     
  7. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Did you destroy it for it's insolence?
     
  8. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Have you thought of threatening to turn it into firewood?