MS Paint adventure: You are Roxas

You're on the other side of the gate already. Also your back is hurting so much that you can't pick yourself up without help, let alone open the gate.

Why do you guys insist on killing everyone?
You do know I put NPCs into the game so you can have a change of pace instead of just interacting with the enviroment and get help with puzzles, right?

EDIT:

You haven't visted any PokéMarts recently and are out of Pokéballs. Also, your arm is broken in 349 places. Maybe diplomacy is the right angle to take?

 

Emos don't count as NPCs.

 

Roxas: Die.

 

KS: Go to PokéMart and get 10 Pokéballs. Give them to Roxas.
Roxas: Use Pokéballs to capture emo kid.

 

You try to summon Keyblade Spirit...
But he's too busy flying/having incest problems to respond.

Maybe you should try talking to the kid?

 

Roxas ask the kid if he is a super saiyan with a razor.

 

You ask the kid if he is a super saiyan. You're not sure if you're asking him and holding a razor when you do or if you're asking him if he has a razor but you ask about that too.
In response he says:

"I know exactly why you asked about that."
Before you can ask him how he knows he interu-
"I know because I am the owner of the game guide. Are you glad you didn't kill me now? Listen up, there's a boss battle coming up and unless you want to find the 6 pieces of the sexforce you need to enter the cheat code of X R2 L3 Square into the console. You got that? Good. Now use those growable ladder halves as crutches to get to the despenser which will heal you up fine."

 

roxas: listen to the emo.

 

unless you haven't figured it out by now, emo kid is Zexion.

 

Roxas: Listen to the emo super emo.

 

You lie there and listen...
You don't hear anything...
I guess he's told you all he needs to for now.

 

Roxas: Steal the game guide.

 

You ignore all the pain in your body and try to get up and steal the game gudie.
The emo kid dodges your pathetic excuse for a lunge with ease and mutters something along the lines of expecting you to attempt to steal it, as it was recorded as "a typical thing you would do" in the guide.

 

Roxas: Rape Zexion

 

Please, no intercourse...
this is a family website.

 

Roxas: Use those growable ladder halves as crutches to get to the despenser and heal. Then, get KS to help you steal the game guide.

 

Roxas: Take the razor and throw it at the mega emo kid then go super saiyan and try to steal the game guide again.

 

You throw the razor that you somehow got at the emo kid.
"Get a haircut!!" you yell.

At the last minute though, he doges - displaying som purely awesome acrobatic talent.
However while his attention is on the razor you go super saiyan and fly at him.

You get him directly in the face!
IN THE FACE!!!
:O
He drops the guide on the floor.
You pick it up and look inside...

The pages are blank... all of them.
You hear laughter on your right.
"You don't actually think I would bring the real copy with me did you?
I have learnt exactly what you have been destined to do today. Including taking the book I pretended I was reading off... I know every single move you plan. The book is mine. And there is nothing you can do about it."
With that emo kid walks off leaving you with an empty notebook in your inventory.

 

Roxas: Write in the guide, "Roxas is awesome! Roxas shall win at everything! Roxas is the ultimate Super Saiyan!!!!!" in horrible, illegible handwriting and fly off into the sunset with the help of some pixie dust (or going super, DUPER saiyan XD)

 

Write with what?