MS Paint adventure: You are Roxas

[highlight]To at least TRY to get this moving:

Roxas, go to the Twilight Town Mansion.[/highlight]​

 

Thank you; I think the tutorial phase is over. Now we actually try to get a plot going. Also I didn't do any of the other commands because I was in onther city without a computer -____-

You (Roxas) go to Twilight Town Mansion, leaving your bestest friend Keyblade Spirit (if you really need him you can summon him to your side)

It takes you 3 months, but when you arrive you see high security. Cameras, most likely closed circuit; a heavily locked gate, with a unnecessarily massive lock and in the distance you hear the barking of what you presume are some guard dogs. There is also a ladder leaning against the wall of the gate, defeating the purpose of the lock existing in on the gate.

 

[highlight]The ladder is obviously a trap. Roxas, summon your signature oversized weapon and use it for its intended purpose: Unlock the gate with your keyblade![/highlight]​

 

BORING

Roxas: leave this obvious waste of time and go to the main part of town. buy some chinese food and watch Siefer bang his head against some glass.

 

Roxas: Grab the ladder and intentionally start hitting the door with it until it cracks open.

 

this ^

this works as well.

 

Well it's a double bluff then, because I put it there to be used but but also for someone to go all Admiral Ackbar on it :P

You start hitting the ladder against the lock in hopes of breaking it open. I little voice in your head tells you you should have used a keyblade but then you remember that you haven't remembered what a keyblade is yet... Hey it looked like it worked! It broke!

Oh wait... You wanted to break the lock not the ladder... Although it was suprising how easy it was to break the ladder in half... It's almost as if they were meant to serve a function in when in halves from the start...

 

Roxas: Use one of the ladder halves as a key to open the lock.

 

Roxas: Using the ladder's pieces make a pair of stilts, then use them to pass the wall.

Or:

Roxas: Use one of the pieces to make a key and open the door

EDIT:

Beat me to it ;_;


(Whatever floats your boat Twin xD)

 

use the ladder halves to kill vivi even more.

 

Was it that obvious? :P
You read me like a book.
There were two solutions to the broken ladder puzzle. Alex got them both XD
What one do you think will be more entertaining?

 

Roxas pull a Minwu and use a green kamehameha on the door like he did in FFII.

 

[highlight]Neither. If the ladder broke that easily, it'll break again. You don't want it to break when uses it as stilts. You definitely don't want it to break while in the lock.

I vote using your keyblade to unlock the gate.

EDIT: Wait, we've forgotten what the Keyblade is. Hmm. I resign.[/highlight]​

 

Don't you trust me?
Would it help if I wrote the truth in red? >:D

 

The first one.

I'd like to see Roxas falling of the stilts like P said. :P

 

[highlight]Speaking of which, that reminds me. I'll be right back.[/highlight]​

 

You decide to use the broken pieces of ladder as stilts.
Fortunately it turns out that the ladder halves are magical and can grow to whatever length you need them for... just enough to get you over the gate.
unfortunately two halves of a ladder does not equal stilts.
This means you have to aim the pokey bits towards your face.

You can't see a thing! And every step you take leaves your eyes hurting even more. Also you miss seeing a three headed monkey in the sky and Keyblade Spirit Flying.
Fortunately You feel your stilts catch on something on the ground - stopping you moving forward.

Unfortunately for you physics is not on your side so you start moving towards the ground.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
Every bone in your body is aching.
Good news is that the ladder parts did not break at all... proving to be extremely sturdy! Also, they return to normal size!

Bad news is the thing you tripped over turns out to be a small child with a massive fringe. He looks suprised, and slightly angry. You assume that he's emo due to his fringe and all-black clothing.

 

Roxas: Put the child out of his misery and stab him. Then, burn the body and use a ladder half as a key to open the gate.

 

Roxas: D-Link with KS to both heal and kill the small child with a massive fringe.

 

[highlight]Throw a pokéball at the child, and obtain him as a summon. Then go into the mansion.[/highlight]​