MS Paint adventure: You are Roxas

K i want to try running one of those MS paint adventure things..
if you don't know how to play you'll catch on soon.


You are Roxas
You are standing in your room in Twilight Town.

 

Suddenly, keyblades.

 

....

Your toying with me, aren't you?

In case you idn't know...
You guys don't draw the pictures and make the story... you give me comands such as

or

 

This reminds me of those Dos games like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I never managed to finish it -___-

Jump out of the window.

 

You feel a sudden urge to jump out of the window for no reason at all.

CRASH

You hit your head against the wall.
Turns out the "window" was actually a poster of the sun.
You knew there was something odd about how the sun never moved between the thread started and when all those keyblades come from nowhere...
EDIT:
For the people new to MS Paint adventures I'll explain why that happened: Part of the game is that nothing really is what it seems for instance windows turning out to be posters etc.

 

Roxas: raise your power level over NINETHOUS-*shot* Randomly go super saiyan.

 

OK




It sounded like your precious lampshade thingie got damaged when you altered the state of gravity due to going super saiyan - but you can't see from this angle. You should pick it up and see if it's okay.

 

roxas: forget about the lamp and go on an adventure in mario world.

 

This is Twilight Town silly.
Mario doesn't exist.

 

ROXAS: GO FIND A BUNNY, HUG IT, PET IT, AND CALL IT GEORGE. thank you.

 

Roxas: Forget the lamp and buy chocolate flavored Sea Salt Ice Cream.

 

What lamp?

You walk to the 2HOP to get some Chocolate Sea Salt Ice Cream

But you don't have any munny on you.
Maybe you could ask Vivi for some cash?

 

shoot vivi with the gun. take his money.

 

How?
You don't have any arms.

 

eat vivi. steal his money.

 

Roxas: Challenge Vivi to a Struggle battle for some of his money.

 

no arms.

 

Randomly grow arms, and shoot vivi, stealing his cash (+700 munny)

 

Roxas:Grab the struggle bat with your mouth. (If Vivi accepts of course...)

 

Get a job to earn munny.