Most unromantic person in the world

Right here folks, that would be me. I say this because of what just happened after we finished watching The Dilemma. My mom was laying on top of my dad because...well whatever reason she does, and we keep our rental movies in one of those open-up leg rests and since my mom and dad had there feet on it I couldn't open it. So I basically said "I'm going to ruin this romantic moment" and pulled it right out from under their feet. Yes, I did this just to put a movie away. Apparently my dad didn't enjoy it, since he called me a shmuck.
Lesson today kiddies: If you don't care about your parent's little, unconvincing romance, just pull away whatever is under their feet and your dad will then call you a name

I take my unromantic side very seriously


On a side note, here's my cat getting ready to get off after sleeping on me through the whole movie. Wish I could have taken a picture of him still sleeping

 

Maybe I'm not the best to be judging as my parents did not exactly have a healthy relationship, but I'd be a little weirded out if I walked in and my parents were laying on top of one another. ._.

 

If I caught my parents doing that......I would ground them for a week.

 

Don't worry youngling, mommy and daddy were just wrestling.

 

I'd be pretty weirded out if my parents were on top of each other too.
Of course, my parents are divorced, so XD

 

I didn't walk in on them. We had just finished watching a movie, and I guess my mom wanted to be with my dad.....yuck

 

...I

...What

...You

...

HOW DOES THAT WORK

 

She sits next to him during movie. Movie finishes. She moves over on top of him...makes me get sick, so I think of something to ruin it, even if for a second.
Although getting called that by my dad made me laugh. I almost think I should get a Pin for that XD

 

My bad, lol. Editing.

Edit: Okay now I'm brainfarting, laying or lying? Or neither?
Editing episode five, the brainfart strikes back: on top of one another. one another. wooooo I get it now

 

I will support your request for a pin!!!

Curse of the Brainfart. Gotta love that one. Gets me on occasion.

 

hey, I studied this stuff before, and I still don't remember the difference

 

He was remarking on the "one another" (hopefully or I'll feel stupider, lol). It is impossible to lay on top of one another, because that would mean that your mom was laying on top of your dad and, simultaneously, your dad was laying on top of your mom. Which is impossible.

 

I see....I think. It will take a while for me to actually process this and understand(curse my slow learning at things like grammer)

 

Sure its possible. If you are standing upside down then your dad would be on top when in reality it would be your mom, but you would see your dad as such but...etc, etc, and on and on it goes.

 

how about we not kill the brain of the person that already has a very small capacity for these sort of things

 

Oh alright. *under his breath* (spoilsport)

 

It does not help anything to embrace the problem.