Most ignorant thing ever said about a video game

Totally agreed, that was a great example of spam. MuffinMan, try not to spam on threads like this in discussion.

 

My bad, I seemed to have misinterpreted the thread title, I thought it was requesting examples of ignorant and/or stupid things we personally have heard in relation to video games, and I had attempted to make a simply light-hearted joke

Though I am so glad that this forum is accepting of mistakes and were really great sports about it and wonderfully understanding when a user misposts, it's truly fantastic. Also, I like how I got negative rep telling me to "f*ck off", that's really great, your website is a wonderful place KH-Vids, bravo to you.

and I really got a kick out of the part where 3 other users felt the need to spam in a thread in order to mention to me that I was spamming, I mean, that's totally not hypocritical at all, for reals.

 

Anyone else get the Joke vibe from this review? I mean it sounded like the guy was trying to be a smartass.

 

Well, that's how extremists are, isn't it?

 

He acts like this game is the spawn of satan. xD anyways he is acting like if you play this, your arms will burn off, can he just shut up about a childs game or whatever? i agree he is just blabbering just to sound smart

 

He sounds like he is joking but sadly he's not.

Got a point there.

You should see his other "reviews".

 

Well said. Anyone who would say crap like that is obviously a dumbass.

 

On the website it says he is a "Gaming Xpert"........why the heck is an xpert? Is it a new word or something? Or was he trying to be cool and spelled the word expert wrong for said reason? I can see that how that went down.

The "reviewer": I'm a Gaming Expert! No wait.... I think I will give myself a Prrrromotion! Now I'm a Gaming Xpert! Hahaha, I'm so creative!

 

Sounds like something a noob would say.

 

Err, was that toward the joke I made or was it toward me? I can't tell.

 

You guys think muffin man is still mad at me? lol


The dude is obviously just tryen to spread the christian religion by putting up pathetic reveiws.

He's like my priest. The dude came in to speak to the parents, told them about how children can't be left alone in the same room, must always be monitered, and can never be on the internet alone, maken it seem as if all teenagers are the devil, except when he told us about how 'appaulled' he was when he was tellen a story about how he had recieved an email with 'nymphonious' girls on it doing horrible things, he forgot to consider the fact that the only way someone can get those emails is if they give there email out to one of those kinds of sights, lmfao.

In other words, it is total bull

 

Good points. And that is an interesting story.

 

Lol. I know it is. It took me a few years to realize it, but that was how I learned that my priest looks up porn ^_^

But besides that.........I think we have said all that we can on this thread, lmao. Now what do we all talk about?

 

Yeah.

I could post another one of his "reviews" and can talk about that.

 

Alright.

[QUOTE="review" of Halo 1, 2, and 3](Note: I have not played these games since they are rated "M" and aren't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) The Halo series is a very popular first person shooter game that first appeared on the original Xbox. The single-player campaign is set in space on a giant ring-planet (that is why it is misleadingly called "halo", it has nothing to do with angels or anyone holy) where human soldiers are battling aliens for possession of the halo. The player controls the Master Chef who in a surprise twist turns out to be more than just a military cook... he's also a super soldier (I think this was the plot of a Steven Seagal movie I saw before I was born again, only that was set on a Navy ship and he fought terrorists instead of aliens. But it's the same general idea.) It's a war game, so there's lots of violence, but it's against aliens (God hasn't said anything yet about aliens, so I guess that's morally acceptable for now). However, the alien forces are called "the Covenant" and are depicted as having strong religious values and a desire for Salvation, so they are undoubtedly a reference to Christians. The Halo planet itself is probably a reference to the rainbow God gave as a sign of His Covenant with us (Gen. 9:12-17), which means the game's objective of keeping Halo from the aliens is really about destroying God's relationship with His creation. Typical for the Secular media, the Christians are alien bad guys and must be either led away from God or killed. Also, there's a naked woman in the game, only she's a computer and translucent, but I'm told you can still totally see stuff. Where the Halo series gets really bad is in its online play, which allows teams of players to fight each other to capture the flag or other objectives. Unlike in single-player, here the players are trying to kill other humans (who are actual real people, not just AIs), desensitizing them to the murder of their friends and classmates (although the games are rated "M" most players are underage). Players swear and use blasphemies constantly in the voice chat, but that's not the worst part. When a player kills another player, he goes to the corpse and does something called "tea bagging". I'm not going to describe this since it's gross, but, according to Skeet, it's something that homosexuals do to each other. Why would they do this in a game!? (That's not the only homosexual content. The human soldiers are referred to as "Spartans" -- the real Spartans were notorious homosexuals. Come to think of it, homosexuals have also stolen the rainbow symbol from Christians and are using it to separate people from their God by leading them astray into the "Gay lifestyle". Maybe Bungie included "tea bagging" to further their anti-Covenant theme into the multiplayer campaigns.) For violence, nudity, swearing, promoting homosexual activities and promoting the destruction of the Covenant, the Halo series gets ZERO CROSSES.[/QUOTE]

*facepalm* Oh my god.... Do I even have to make fun of this?

 

I hate how extremists compare things in Christianity to pop culture. I mean, they even fussed about Pokemon!

 

We live in a sad world.

And why doest the review call Master Chief, Master Chef?

 

Because he can't read or hear.

 

So true. And BTW, did he say that the Spartan warriors of Anceint(sp) Greece were homosexuals?

 

Okay, so if the Spartans were all gay then how come they were around for a long time? Because if they were all gay that would me they would have no women or kids around. That means... *dun dun dun!!* ...this guy makes no sense!!!!