You. Probably! If you're reading this you're either a vet looking for a good laugh, a troll who's not actually reading it and just scrolled past this part to mindlessly type "tl;dr character limit" in the Quick Reply, or a fresh-faced youngblood who actually thought this guide would be useful for anything. Joke's on you! Or for you. I dunno. We'll just pretend you're new. Now, maybe you think you're hot shit 'cause you've been posting around the KH sections for a spell, making a name for yourself as the #1 most devoted fan of the Struggle coordinator, and you think you're ready for the big leagues. But the Spamzone is a whole other ball game. Leave your Keyblades at the door and grab a straitjacket, grasshopper; your teaching is about to begin.