Metal kh-vids Solid: The Twin Cynics Pt. 5

Here's the next installment, SA finally makes her appearance. Enjoy.

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When last we left our hero, he had confronted Fox-hound's Psychic, Libregkd. CtR is for the moment, lying like a sack of potatoes...or cookies in this case. Libre sort of does this creepy floating motion above the desk in the Commander's office.

Libre: Now, let me read your mind. No...perhaps I should say your past. *Course we just know he's reading the memory card using l337 haxx.* You are a very methodical man. The type that always kicks his tires before he leaves.

SJ: I would never treat my baby like that!

Libre: Don't interrupt you nub! And yet you are rather ineffective in battle. It seems that you are careful with traps...I would be too. Anyway...Still don't believe me? Now I'll read more deeply into your soul.

SJ: Okay Miss Cleo...

Libre: SHUT UP! Hmm...your memory is completely clean. Hmm...you have not saved often. You are somewhat reckless.

SJ: Durrr...

Libre: I can read you like an open book! You still don't believe me?! I will show you my l337okinetc...er Psychokinetic power. Put your keyboard on the floor. As flat as you can...that's good. *Oh snap...not the fourth wall!* Now I will type a phrase with your keyboard by the power of my will alone!!

On the screen of the player, the letters 'G-T-F-O' would appear. Who writes this stuff anyway?

Libre: How do you like them apples? This demonstration is over.

Once again a battle made of pure epic would commence between our hero and Libre. Libre had this annoying habit of trying to redecorate during the battle...redecorating SJ's face that is. He gets a little advice from his pep squad.

RVR: Don't let him read you! Be a blank slate. *cough*putcontrollerinslot2*cough*.

Xaldin: It's true...your enemy is powerfully l337. But you've got more battle experience. You can do it, SJ.

SJ finally gets the bright idea to switch his USB keyboard to slot 2. The effects of these are quite obvious with the colorful string of cursing coming from Libre.

Libre: Why couldn't I read your mind?

Libre wakes CtR up and takes control of her again. SJ replies by knocking her out again...maybe he enjoys that too much.

Libre: You are l337 indeed. But I know your weak point. CtR and her cookies! ... *Seriously...who isn't affected by those things?*

Libre has CtR stand with a plate of them. Throwing them at SJ like a barrage of throwing stars.

SJ: Holy ****! Stop CtR! They're empty!

SJ gives her a few punches.

Libre: No! It can't be!

With a few more shots, Libre goes down to fall behind the Commander's desk.

SJ: RVR, your niece is going to be okay.

RVR: Thanks bro, I owe you one.

SJ: Now that Libre's beaten, CtR's account shouldn't be shared anymore, right Mish?

Mish: Well if they've been sharing accounts, I still have to ban them. But maybe I could make an exception since she helped you.

Libre: So...you used the other... I...I wasn't able to read the future.

SJ: A strong man doesn't need to read the future. He writes his own.

Libre: *Seems amused even though he's slowly dieing. Perhaps so...But I will read your future....To get to Metal Gear's underground maintenance base, there's a hidden door behind the bookcase.

SJ: Why tell me all this?

Libre: All the other minds I've read, not like yours. Your mind isn't fixated on bad cyber role-play. We're not so different.

After Libre finally expires, CtR snaps out of the daze.

CtR: SJ, can I ask you something? What's your name?

SJ: Name means nothing in places like this.

CtR: How old are you?

SJ: Old enough. Leave it at that.

CtR: Family?

SJ: No, but I was raised by many people. Let's go.

SJ and CtR exit into the underground tunnels. Once inside they are assaulted by a barrage of wolf howls.

CtR: Wolves?

SJ: No...wolf dogs. Half-wolf, half-huskie...yanno...like Balto?

CtR: Oh... I'll take point. SJ, you follow me.

SJ proceeds through the tunnels, encountering many dogs, until he comes across CtR again.

CtR: SJ, what's wrong? I thought you were good with dogs?

The two come into a building with high curtains on either side.

CtR: This place has popup mines. I'll take point again.

Thanks to some of Libre's mental mojo rubbing off on CtR, she's able to see where the popups are. Leaving SJ to pick them up.

CtR: So you impressed?

SJ: A little.

CtR: Only a little?

A laser sight from a sniper rifle sets itself on CtR. Both she and SJ notice. Before SJ can do anything, the sniper's bullet shoots CtR's left knee. Then the right one. More to neutralize her than kill her. As CtR reaches for her gun, another bullet from the sniper takes out her left arm.

CtR: SJ, go ahead without me. I guess I am a rookie after all. Just don't fall for the oldest trick in the book. The sniper's using me as bait to get to you.*Oh it's so dramatic...*

RVR: SJ, it's a trap! Sniper's trick to lure you out.

SJ: NO ****!

Mish: It must be StupidAquarius. Fox-hound's best shooter.

SJ: Don't snipers usually work in pairs?

Mish: I know her. She can wait for hours, days, or weeks. It doesn't matter to her. She's just watching and waiting for you to expose yourself...and no not in the way you're thinking.

SJ: CtR can't hold out that long.

Mish: Can you see SA from where you're standing?

SJ: There's nowhere to hide between here and the Communication tower.

RVR: if SA is in the Communication Tower, she can see you perfectly! It's the classic sniper's position. At that distance you won't be able to hit her with a standard weapon either. Fight fire with fire I always say.

SJ: You never say that. I'm going to save CtR no matter what.

After speaking with Soushirei, SJ finds out he can get a sniper rifle all the way back at the tank hanger. So after a few hours of running, Snake finds the sniper rifle. He exits the hanger intent on going back to save CtR from SA when he's surrounded by goons.

SA: It's hard to miss when you're this close. Toss your weapon over here. Slowly... You were a fool to come back here, stupid man.

SJ: A lady sniper, huh?

SA: Didn't you know that two thirds of the world's greatest assassins...are women? Do you want to die now...or after your girlfriend?

SJ: She's not my girlfriend.

SA: Which will it be?

SJ: I'll die after I ban you.

SA: Is that right? Well at least you've got spirit. I am StupidAquarius and I always kill what I aim at. You're my...special prey ....Got it? You're all I'll think about.

One of the goons then knocks our hero unconscious with the butt of his gun.

Goon: Take him away.

Even though SJ is unconscious, he still hears faint vague voices.

LF: Don't kill him yet. I want him alive.

DA: leave it to me.

LF: I want no more accidents like that RP Sec Mod.

SA: Yes. He's my target. Mine alone.

When SJ is able to open his eyes, his head is throbbing and the lights above his head near blind him.

LF: Can you hear me, shadowjak?

SA: He's tougher than I thought...

LF: Do you know who I am? I always knew that one day I would meet you. The user who stole what was rightly mine...the man who stole my birthright *Pause* Me? I'm the man you stole everything good from. And now, after the sacrifice of our brothers...after 30 long years, finally the two of us meet. The brother of light and the brother of dark.

SA: Do you need his DNA too?

LF: Yes. I want a sample while he's still alive. We need it to correct the Forum Helpers' mutations.

SA: Then we'll be able to cure them?

LF: No. We still have to get our hands on Deathspank's DNA.

SA: have they given into our demands yet?

LF: *Exasperated sigh Not yet.

SA: They won't give in. They're all hypocrites, every one of them.

LF: Is that your opinion as a Frenchie?

SA: They always put politics first.

LF: That's right. That's why they want to avoid any leak about their precious new hacking weapon.

DA: Boss, it looks like our friend is awake.

After that voice finishes the table SJ is lying upon, tilts forward where he just glimpses his reflection dressed in a black trench coat.

LF: There definatly is a resemblance. Don't you think, little brother? Or should I say big brother? *Oh how I love the dramatic twists. I'm not sure...Anyway, it doesn't matter. You and I are both the last surviving 'Sons of Deathspank'.

It is at that moment that Fox's cell phone starts ringing within the pocket of his trench coat.

LF: It's me...Really? Then what? Those idiots! Alright, Forsaken. I'll be right there.

Fox puts his cell phone away.

LF: They're not responding to our demands. We'll launch the first one in 10 hours as planned.

SA: Damn KHV-ers!

DA: Looks like you read them wrong.

LF: Somthing's funny... Normally the Admins of the site are the first one to the negotiating table. They must think they have something up their sleeves.

DA: So it's come down to it has it. We're going to launch that code and ride it all the way into history.

LF: I'm got to take care of some launch preparations. You're in charge here, Darkandroid.

DA: What about you? Wanna stay for the show?

SA: *Removes a packet of pills from her jacket. I'm not interested. It's time to feed the family. *She swallows one.

DA: So you prefer your wolves to my show, huh?

SA: Stop flirting.

LF: DA, don't scrw up like you did with the Mod.

DA: Yes I know. That was...an accident. I didn't think a person who watches role players would be so tough.

LF: Well his mental defenses were reinforced from repeated exposure to bad grammar and spelling. As well as hypnotherapy he dabbled with as a hobby.

DA: Boss, what about that ninja?

LF: He's killed 12 men. Whoever he is, he's come kind of psychotic.

DA: ******* took my hand... How could he have gotten in here?

LF: Perhaps there's a spy among us... Libre is dead. We've also got to find out what killed Mustang and Split. We're shorthanded so make this little torture show as short as possible.

DA: Torture? This is an interrogation.

LF: As you wish. See you later, brother.

And with that Fox exits the room to prepare for the code launch.

SA: You're woman is still in this world...

SJ: CtR?

SA: Catch you later...handsome.

DA: *Whistles*Once she picks a target, she doesn't think about anything else. Sometimes, she even falls in love with them before she kills them.

SA leaves as well

DA: Finally, just the two of us. How are you feeling?

SJ: Nat bad. I caught a nice nap on this revolving bed of yours. Too bad I was sleeping alone.(*groan*)

DA: Glad to hear that. This is some bed alright. I'm about to show you some of it's nicer features...

SJ: Where's my gear?

And no this isn't the Yaoi fic from hell.

DA: Oh don't worry, they're all there. Staff was taking quite a chance sending you here. Someone must have a lot of faith in your skill. Huh, carrier boy?

SJ: So...Metal Gear is armed with a new type of hacking device, huh?

DA: Why don't you ask RVR for the full story?

SJ: RVR?

DA: By the way you got a disc from Mustang, didn't you?

SJ: And if I did?

DA: Is that the only disc? There's no other data?

SJ: What do you mean?

DA: No copy? If not, that's fine.

SJ: Is CtR okay?

DA: She's not dead yet. SA must have been feeling generous. But if you want her to stay that way, you better start answering my questions now. And he would turn to a computer console. You were holding one card key. Where are the other two? What's the trick behind the key?

SJ: Trick?

DA: That weasel of a mod said there's some kind of trick to using the key.

SJ: Like I know?

DA: I see. No problem then. We're going to play a little game, SJ. And we'll find out what kind of man you really are. When the pain becomes too great to bear, just give up and your suffering will end. But if you do, the girl's life is mine.

DA: Press the O button repeatedly to regain your strength. When you've had enough, press the select button to submit. When your life reaches zero, the game is over. There are no continues, my friend. Don't even think about using auto-fire or I'll know.

SJ: What kind of drunken nonsense are you spouting?

DA: I'm going to run a high-voltage electric current through your body. If it's just for a short time, it won't kill you. You're a tough guy, SJ. But there's some bad news, you're no POW. You're a hostage. There's no Geneva Convention...see I paid attention in Civics class. No one is coming to save you. Startin' to feel scared yet? Good, you should be. Okay let's get started.

DA turns to the console to press a few keys with his remaining hand.

DA: Okay...here we go.

The electrical current starts passing through his body, just as DA said. But somehow SJ is able to resist the current.

DA: How didja like that? Shall we go again?

And again the current starts jolting through SJ's body. DA's having a smidge too much fun.

DA: having fun? We're not finished yet.

The electricity goes this time for a longer period of time.

DA: You're a strong man. That's enough for now I think. You're the Boss' brother all right. Your brother...he's an amazing man. Who else could shoot down two F-16s with a Hind helicopter? The "Les Enfents Terribles" project was not a total failure. He's the one man who could make my dream into a reality...

SJ: Constant Happy hour?

DA: Quiet you!

Then two goons remove SJ from DA's little torture device and out of the room. Things don't look too bright for our hero. Will he make it out and save CtR? Will DA be sober in the next chapter? We'll find out.

 

SJ......saveee meeeeeeeeeeeee


^^ SA as a Sniper works really well 8D


*sits in spam zone waiting for next chapter*​

 

I lol'd at that part. XD

And at the drunken jokes. Will I be sober for the next chapter? Doubt it.

 

I died?
How?

Lol. I wasn't mentioned in the other stories. I must have been skimming too fast. Mind clearing up how I died xD

 

Lmao, nice job with this one. I especially liked the Torture room. Like, when you sai 'not a yaoi fic from hell' Good thing it isn't, I'd have to kill DA even though he can't fight Ocelot's lines like him being gay for Big Boss in MGS3, lol. So he lacks a hand, is constantly drunk, and is gay. DA got the worst part :P

 

He was pretty cool in MGS2, though it doesn't make up for the obsession with Big Boss....

<_<

>_>

 

He was Liquid mostly in MGS2, doesn't count :P

Also, HA!

 

If I remember correctly, Decoy Octopus was masquerading as the DARPA chief when he came into contact with Snake...who spreads the FoxDIE.

So Split was posing as Arc when coming into contact with SJ...who spreads....something I haven't come up with yet.

 

Lawl

DA drunk :3 Teeheehee :3

 

lolz, I called Fox on her cellphone ;D
xD

I can't wait to read more.
But ya know, now I can never look at MGS1 the same way after reading this things.
So are you gonna do sequels? xD

 

Lawl. Well at least I was in the story. Good while it lasted.

Can't wait to read on dude.

 

Win for calling me Psychotic and i was already it before i entered the complex, I didn't become it, it's in my nature to be crazy when handed weapons, we all know this.

 

I must say i'm rather enjoying this. Many lol's. XD

 

I might do the sequels.

I likely won't have one up tonight. I'm tired and my back is majorly killing me. xx;

We'll see how tomorrow goes.