Metal kh-vids Solid: The Twin Cynics Pt. 4

Our here, shadowjak, comes across a scene of a massacre. He recognizes a few faces such as Rosey and angel. But the others are too mangled to recognize.

SJ: It looks like they were cut by some type of blade.

Goon: It's...it's a ghost.

Gunfire is heard just around the corner. Where SJ sees a soldier being held in mid-air. The soldier is thrown as the ninja, Vivi's Dark Side, makes his second appearance. He soon leaves through a door after slicing through the locking mechanism for the door.

Shadowjak follows coming to a room with computers and other assorted technogeek stuff about. SJ spots Soushirei held at swordpoint by the camouflaged ninja.

Soush: Stealth camouflage? Who are you?

Vivi: Where is my friend?

Soush: What are you talking about? What next?

Vivi turns to face our hero.

Vivi: shadowjak!!

SJ: You'e that Ninja.

Vivi: I've been waiting for you, SJ.

SJ: Who are you?

Vivi: Neither enemy nor friend. I am back from a world where such words are meaningless. I've removed all obstacles. Now you and I will battle to the death.

SJ: What do you want?

Vivi: I've waited a long time for this day. Now I want to enjoy the moment.

Soush: What's with these guys? ...It's like one of my Japanese animes...(*...So lame*)

Vivi: I've come from another world to do battle with you.

SJ: What is it? Revenge?

Vivi: Nothing so trivial as revenge. A fight to the death with you. Only in that can my soul find respite. I will kill you...or you will kill me...it makes no difference.

Soushirei gets up and hides in a locker to which our Ninja finds great amusement.

Vivi: Hah! Fine! He can watch from inside there.

SJ: I need that man. Keep your hands off them.

Vivi: Now...make me feel it! Make me feel alive again!

Once again, an epic battle commences. But none of our hero's weapons makes a dent in the ninja.

RVR: SJ, he's obviously trying to provoke you. Throw away your weapon and take him on.

So our hero disarms the weapon which causes the Ninja to to take notice.

Vivi: Good. Now we can fight as warriors. Hand to hand. It is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

The battle resumes with SJ and Vivi battling it out

Vivi: That's good, SJ!! Hurry up and catch me.

SJ equips his thermal goggles to get a battle handle on Vivi's location.

Vivi: Like old times? I've been waiting for this pain.

SJ eventually defeats the ninja.

Vivi: I felt that, SJ...Do you remember me now?

SJ: it can't be? You were killed in RPG Arena.

Something seems to be sparked in the Ninja causing him to have a seizure. He rants something about medicine before running out of the room.

SJ: Vivi's Dark Side. RVR, that ninja is Vivi's Dark Side.

RVR: Bupkiss, you of all people should know he died in the RPG Arena.

Mish: No..he should have died. But he didn't.

RVR: What?

Mish: it happened before I joined Fox-hound's medical staff. They were using a Forum Helper for their promotion experiments.

RVR: Why wasn't I told of this?

Mish: It happened right after you retired. My predecessor, Darky, was in charge.

RVR: Darkwatch?

Mish: Yes, he started the promotion project.

SJ: And where is he now?

Mish: He was killed in an explosion in his Wisconsin basement lab two years ago.

SJ: So what about this forum helper?

Mish: Apparently for their test subject, they decided to use the body of a forum helper who was recovered after the fall of the RPG Arena.

SJ: And that was Vivi's Dark Side?

RVR: But he was already dead!

Mish: He had an extra life. They fitted him with a prototype exoskeleton and kept him drugged for four years..while they experimented on him like a plaything. Today's forum helpers were born from those experiments.

RVR: That's the sickest thing I've heard. And no I don't mean in the sense of the word 'cool'. What happened to Vivi's Dark Side?

Mish: The record says he died in the explosion.

SJ goes to check on the cowering technogeek in the locker.

SJ: How long are you gonna stay in there?

Soush: Huh? ...Are you one of them?

SJ: Nah...I work solo. So tell me about Metal Gear.

Soush: It's meant to deliver a crippling string of database errors that will shut down any site on the net. Not just KHV. They haven't contacted me in months so that must mean they're ready to launch.

SJ: CtR has the override keys. We'll link up with her.

Soush: If we can't override the launch, we'll have to destroy Halo. I'll show you the way.

SJ: With your back? You'll just slow me down.

Soush: You need me if you're going to destroy Halo.

SJ: I don't need you. I just need your brain.

Soush: I created Halo. It's my right, my duty to destroy it. I'll lay low somewhere...besides I got my little toy.Activates the stealth camo.

SJ: I'll have CtR look after you too. CtR, I've found Soush. Where are you now?

CtR: Close. Damn..they've spotted me.

SJ looses contact with CtR.

SJ: CtR! What happened? Something's wrong.

Soush: Did you hear something? Wasn't that some kind of music?

SJ: What did she look like?

Soush: She...was wearing the same green uniform as the spammers.

SJ: A disguise?

Soush: She had such a cute way of walking. She kind of wiggles her behind.

SJ: You were really looking.

Soush: Well she's got a very cute behind.

SJ: Way of walking huh.

Soush: If she's disguised as the enemy, you'll have to contact her when she's along huh? There's only one place where we can be sure she's by herself.

SJ: Where's that?

Soush: Don't be so dense. Here...use this security card. It's Security level 4. I'm well thought of around here.

SJ: You're not in pain are you?

Soush: What's with you? Getting all friendly all of a sudden?

SJ: Quickly moves away. Oh nothing...I'm glad you're okay.

Soush: You're strange.

SJ: I'm a little nervous. Everyone else I've saved suddenly dies.

Soush: Takes a few steps away. You're bad luck.

Our hero leaves Soushirei to his own devices before following a lone guard into what looks like...a women's bathroom.[/]

CtR: Don't move! That's the second time I've been able to sneak up on the infamous shadowjak.

SJ: You're CtR? There's no way you could pass for a man for long.

CtR: What do you mean? Hey! Men aren't allowed in here.

SJ: I had no idea you were so feminine.

CtR: This isn't the time to try and hit on me, SJ. Besides, it's a waste of time. When I joined up they gave me psychotherapy to destroy my interest in men.

SJ: Same smart alec mouth...you're CtR all right. Are you alright?

CtR: Not yet. After all I was disguised as a Forum Helper.

SJ: So why'd you change? You'd be better off dressed like one of them.

CtR: I got tired of disguising myself. The truth is...the uniform smelled of blood. How did you recognize me?

SJ: I never forget a lady.

CtR: So there's something you like about me?

SJ: yeah, you've got a great butt. (*collective groan*)

CtR: Oh I see...first it's my eyes, now it's my butt. What's next?

SJ: On the battlefield you never think about what's next. The negotiations aren't going well. So it's all up to me. Somebody's got to stop them from launching this code.

CtR: There are two ways. Either we destroy Metal Gear,

SJ: or we override the detonation code. You got the keys from Mustang?

CtR: hands him a single card. keys? I just got one. We'll have to find the others or destroy Metal Gear. I'll be pointman...follow me.

SJ and CtR exit the bathroom into the hall. CtR notices something odd.

CtR: That's strange. There's no guard.

SJ: What happened to the music?

CtR: I'll keep a lookout. Make sure you're ready, okay?

SJ and CtR go down a hallway. Where CtR places a hand to her head.

CtR: My head! ...Ooh.. It hurts!

SJ: What's wrong?

CtR: Don't come here, SJ.

SJ: Are you okay? What happened?

CtR: I'm fine. Okay. Let's go. C'mon, Mr. Fox-hound. The commander is waiting. Pulls her gun on SJ Snake...do you...like me?

A form appears just behind CtR for a split second.

SJ: What the...?

CtR: Do you like me? Hold me, SJ.

SJ: What's wrong?

CtR: Snake...I want you.

It's become apparent that CtR is controlled by Fox-hound's psychic, Libregkd.

SJ: Who's that?

Libregkd: You don't like girls?!

RVR: SJ, CtR's not herself. Don't use your weapon.

Mish: It's Libregkd. He's controlling CtR. That tune is his mind control music. But if they're sharing accounts, I might have to ban them.

RVR: Don't use your weapon. Try to knock her out.

And SJ knocks CtR out...just like a light.

Libregkd: Useless woman! You and your cookies!

SJ: Optic camouflage, huh? I hope that's not your only trick.

Libregkd: You! You doubt my power!? Now I will show you...why I am the most powerful practitioner of...psychokinesis and telepathy in the world. No...there's no need for words, SJ. I am Libregkd. That's right...this is no trick. It is true power....or l33t haxx.

SJ pulls his gun on Libregkd.

Libregkd: It's useless. I told you...I can read your every thought.

 

YESH!! I DIED!! WOOT!!!

Okay <<>>

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(H) you forgot to add the part where soush wets himself!

 

xD I can't do that. I also had to leave out the anime nerd stuff.

 

This part ^ killed me xD


LF I am so glad you wrote this.

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