Metal kh-vids Solid: The twin Cynics Pt. 1

Alaska - Bering Sea

A lone submarine appears in the frigid waters off of Alaska. A crew works on board led by COLONEL ROXASVSRIKU.

RVR: The SPAM disposal facility on Spam Zone Island in Alaska's Fox Achipelago was attacked and captured by Next- Generation Special Forces being led by members of FOX-HOUND. They're demanding that the Admins turn over the remains of Deathspank and they say that if their demands are not met within 24 hours, they'll launch a continuous string of Database errors.

A lone man in a scuba suit awaits in a deployment chamber. The suit is designed to prevent hypothermia. This is SHADOWJAK, our hero.

RVR: You'll have two mission objectives. First you're to rescue RPA Sec. Mod. ARC and the Major Sec. Mod. MUSTANG. Both are being held as hostages. Secondly, you're to investigate wether or not the spammers have the ability to make a server strike and stop them if they do.

SJ: What's the insertion method? (Stop those dirty thoughts.)

RVR: We'll approach the disposal facility by sub.

SJ: And then?

RVR: We'll launch a one-man SDV(swimmer delivery vehicle). After the SDV gets as close as it can, dispose of it. From there on you'll have to swim.

SJ: Swim? Why are our servers located in Alaska?

RVR: Because the location is remote and we were on a budget.

The SDV containing shadowjak is expelled from the sub, leaving him to navigate alone toward the facility.

RVR: High-Tech Special Forces Unit FOX-HOUND. Your former unit....and one I was command of.

SJ: So...my homies are still around...

RVR: Please stick to the script?

SJ: Yeah yeah...

RVR: There are six members of FOX-HOUND involved in this spam activity. LIBREGKD with his powerful psychic abilities and his witty sarcasm. STUPIDAQUARIUS, the beautiful and deadly sharpshooter with a biting humor. SPLITOVERLOAD, master of disguise...and knowledge of GFX. FORSAKEN SHADOW, mystic and l337. And DARKANDROID, specialist in interrogation and a formidible debator. And finally, in charge of them.... FOX-HOUND's squad leader, LAURENCE_FOX.

SJ: Laurence Fox?

RVR: The user with the same cynical attitude as you. The Spam disposal facility covers the whole island. I'll intruct you by Mod. CP after you reach your target.

SJ: So...anyone with me?

RVR: What do you think? This is a one-man infiltration mission.

SJ: So I get all the stuff there? OSP?

RVR: Yes. We've had budget cuts like you wouldn't believe. This is a top-secret black op. And don't expect any offical support from the rest of the staff.

Shadowjak makes his way to the surface in what looks like an area patrolled by men in white. A voice rings through the area with a faint accent to it.

LF:Stay alert! He'll be through here... I know it. I'm going to swat down a couple of bothersome insects.

shadowjak attempts to get a clearer view of the man in the black trenchcoat through his binoculers. But the lift gate closes.Shadowjak exits the water to contact RVR by Mod CP.

SJ: This is shadowjak. RVR, can you hear me?

RVR: Thats a big ten-four good buddy. *coughing noises* I mean. Loud and clear. What's the situation?

SJ: You did not just do a trucker impersonation. Looks like the elevator in the back is the only way up.

RVR: Just as I expected. You'll have to take the elevator to the surface. But make sure you're not seen.

SJ: Well no ****.

Shadowjak exits the CP and continues through the patrolled area, waiting in a locker until the lift returns. He makes his way upward where he rids himself of the scuba gear he won't need, the blue bandanna tied about his head his trademark.

Laurence Fox is once again seen by a Hind-D helicopter. He pauses as if he knows of our hero's presence in the facility.

Tactical E-SPAM-inoge Action
METAL KH-VIDS SOLID: THE TWIN CYNICS.

 

1. Me as Solid Snake? HELLZ YEAH! I already love it! RVR as campbell is fitting yet lol. And Libre as Mantis, that's just perfect!

2. I laughed quite a bit, rep for you.

 

Glad you enjoyed it. I had quite a bit of fun writing it.

 

lmao. This is some good stuff, man. Can't wait for the next chapter XD. Anyway, keep up the good work.

 

Working on part 2 as we speak.

 

Very nice, LF! Can't wait to see the next one!

 

lmao. Just wow Fox xD This was awesome.
libre as Psycho Mantis made me lol hard.
Hmm, SA as Sniper Wolf, DA as Ocelot, Split as Decoy Octopus
And I guess I'm supposed to be...Vulcan Raven? o.o
Since well everyone else was taken lol.

Well done Fox, well done. :3
*reps*

 

Only story that I'm in.

****ING REP'D

greattt

 

am i in it?


if not, i'm not gonna read, that's my rule on fanfics.

 

You first appear in part 2.

 

I only read SJ's lines. Those made me chuckle. XD I'll read the rest tomorrow when I have time. :P

 

So i'm pretty much Ocelot. Cool. XD

Very funny so far, awesome job.