Merry Christmas! <3

And happy new year! :D

It's Christmas here in Australia. <3

 

D*** YOU AUSTRALIA!!!!!
The rest of the world must wait!!!!!

 

So does the Philippines.

But who cares?

._.

 

It suuuuuuuuuure feels good to get presents earlier than everyone else. <3

 

I presume you witnessed Santa catching some waves down by the beach.

 

*rocks on heels back and forth with arms crossed behind his back* Playin' with your boomerangs down there?












That's right. I went there.

 

I sure did, then witnessed him getting bitten by a blue ringed octopus. I don't think Santa can make it to your Christmas now, sorry.

Bitchplz, I'm not even Australian, I just live in this dump.

 

Hell yes. He waged a vendetta against me anyway.

 

*continues awkward swinging*
Uh huh. So, you hate Australia?

 

LOL

I don't hate Australia, I'm just saying. I'd rather live somewhere else.

 

*continues awkward motion(god my feet hurt)*
So, why not just move somewhere else, hmmmm?

 

I do believe Zimbabwe would be an excellent place.

 

Some of us can't afford to go off on their own to move to another country, and you need to be over 18 to get your own passport without adult supervision here.

No thanks.

 

*continues awkward motion(I think I'm stuck.....)*
So get adult supervision and some cash.
How about.......................Mauritius?

 

It's not that easy, y'know.

 

i got my presents 6 hours ago ^-^

 

*by now you should get the picture*
Isn't it Miele', isn't it?

 

Yay for Luka! :D

O:

 

it's after 12 am now
so it's officially christmas now 8D

 

*Do I hafta tell you???*
Speechless I see. Well to you I say, Merry Christmas to all and to all STHU.