Megaquotepost Bonanza III: Not When I Shift into MAXIMUM OVERQUOTEPOST

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  1. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Papa was a rolling stone,
    Wherever he lay his hat was his home,
    And when he died, all he left us was alone

    Papa was a rolling stone,
    And he tried rolling over Indiana Jones
    In that one film, good times
     
  2. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    /bump

    I have a photo from the rumored Doctor Who 50th anniversary special here.

    Thoughts?
     
  3. Daxa~ #stalker

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  4. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    I'll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown
    Who worked in a circus that came through town.
    His shoes were too big and his hat was too small,
    But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all.
    He had a trombone to play loud silly tunes,
    He had a green dog and a thousand balloons.
    He was floppy and sloppy and skinny and tall,
    But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all.
    And every time he did a trick,
    Everyone felt a little sick.
    And every time he told a joke,
    Folks sighed as if their hearts were broke.
    And every time he lost a shoe,
    Everyone looked awfully blue.
    And every time he stood on his head,
    Everyone screamed, "Go back to bed!"
    And every time he made a leap,
    Everybody fell asleep.
    And every time he ate his tie,
    Everyone began to cry.
    And Cloony could not make any money
    Simply because he was not funny.
    One day he said, "I'll tell this town
    How it feels to be an unfunny clown."
    And he told them all why he looked so sad,
    And he told them all why he felt so bad.
    He told of Pain and Rain and Cold,
    He told of Darkness in his soul,
    And after he finished his tale of woe,
    Did everyone cry? Oh no, no, no,
    They laughed until they shook the trees
    With "Hah-Hah-Hahs" and "Hee-Hee-Hees."
    They laughed with howls and yowls and shrieks,
    They laughed all day, they laughed all week,
    They laughed until they had a fit,
    They laughed until their jackets split.
    The laughter spread for miles around
    To every city, every town,
    Over mountains, 'cross the sea,
    From Saint Tropez to Mun San Nee.
    And soon the whole world rang with laughter,
    Lasting till forever after,
    While Cloony stood in the circus tent,
    With his head drooped low and his shoulders bent.
    And he said,"THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT -
    I'M FUNNY JUST BY ACCIDENT."
    And while the world laughed outside.
    Cloony the Clown sat down and cried.

    oOoOoOoOo​
     
  5. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    Damnit Cat! I fell for that...
     
  6. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    "She rhymes!" I chime.
     
  7. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Tee-hee...

    Also, bump~
     
  8. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    Stephen Crane

    Once, I knew a fine song,
    - It is true, believe me -
    It was all of birds,
    And I held them in a basket;
    When I opened the wicket,
    Heavens! They all flew away.
    I cried, 'Come back, little thoughts!'
    But they only laughed.
    They flew on
    Until they were as sand
    Thrown between me and the sky.

    oOoOoOoOo

    I saw a man pursuing the horizon;
    Round and round they sped.
    I was disturbed at this;
    I accosted the man.
    "It is futile," I said,
    "You can never -- "

    "You lie," he cried,
    And ran on.

    oOoOoOoOo

    In the desert
    I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
    who, squatting upon the ground,
    Held his heart in his hands,
    And ate of it.
    I said, "Is it good, friend?"
    "It is bitter -- bitter," he answered;
    "But I like it
    Because it is bitter,
    And because it is my heart."

    oOoOoOoOo​
     
  9. AlexleHoshi Dude called Alex

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    PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM...... With a side of Spam please.
     
  10. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Well, I'm glad that this has been bumped.

    Sforz wouldn't want to deny me the pleasure of seeing this a day after my birthday, would he?
    it's not like you're the typical Miami bitch or hoe
     
  11. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    Robert Frost

    A speck that would have been beneath my sight
    On any but a paper sheet so white
    Set off across what I had written there.
    And I had idly poised my pen in air
    To stop it with a period of ink
    When something strange about it made me think,
    This was no dust speck by my breathing blown,
    But unmistakably a living mite
    With inclinations it could call its own.
    It paused as with suspicion of my pen,
    And then came racing wildly on again
    To where my manuscript was not yet dry;
    Then paused again and either drank or smelt--
    With loathing, for again it turned to fly.
    Plainly with an intelligence I dealt.
    It seemed too tiny to have room for feet,
    Yet must have had a set of them complete
    To express how much it didn't want to die.
    It ran with terror and with cunning crept.
    It faltered: I could see it hesitate;
    Then in the middle of the open sheet
    Cower down in desperation to accept
    Whatever I accorded it of fate.
    I have none of the tenderer-than-thou
    Collectivistic regimenting love
    With which the modern world is being swept.
    But this poor microscopic item now!
    Since it was nothing I knew evil of
    I let it lie there till I hope it slept.

    I have a mind myself and recognize
    Mind when I meet with it in any guise
    No one can know how glad I am to find
    On any sheet the least display of mind.

    oOoOoOoOo​
     
  12. Yozora Archer

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    Footsteps on the snow
    Leading me nowhere but beyond
    an empty street
    full of crowded rooms
    with kids inside​

    Singing along to music
    sung by the devil
    and drinking milk
    from dirty cans
    of yesterday's past​







    I hate life ​
     
  13. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hello There,
    The angel from my nightmare
    The shadow in the background of the morgue ​
     
  14. Yozora Archer

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    the unsuspecting victim
    of darkness in the valley
    we can live like jack and sally
    if we want
     
  15. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Where you can always find me
    We'll have Halloween on Christmas​
     
  16. Yozora Archer

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    And in the night we'll wish this never ends
    WE'LL WISH THIS NEVER ENDS


    I miss you I miss you
     
  17. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Where are you
    and I'm so
    Sorry​
     
  18. Hayabusa Venomous

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    EVERY TIME THERE'S NUDITY AND/OR SEX IN AN ANIME/MOVIE
    ONE OF MY PARENTS IS WATCHING
    WHAT THE HELL
    /awkward
     
  19. Yozora Archer

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    I cannot sleep
    I cannot dream tonight
    I need somebody and alllwaaaays~



    @Hayabusa - Just stare them straight in the eye and finish.
     
  20. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    We touch I get this feeling.
    And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
    Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
    Need you by my side.