Megaquotepost Bonanza II: Electric Boogaloo

Ohh, we actually made it. ^,^ Have fun quoting these millions of posts xD

 

Yeah, so.

Workin' on it.

 

Not millions.

Just a couple hundred.

 

inb4longasspost

 

Oh yes. Still, he brought this on himself by making the thread.

 

It'll be tomorrow by the time he finishes.

 

lmao


This'll be....fun to wait for.

 

Just some mood music:

[video=youtube;u2mqqCMu-LM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2mqqCMu-LM[/video]

 

I'm going to preface the wall with this, and every time the person is quoted you can assume I am reiterating it for emphasis:

Shut up Rat

jk rabu <3

NO, YOU CAN'T.

WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME, PAST ME.

Sweet baby Seath no

"Good luck killing yourself"

Yes ok thank you

SEE

EVERYONE WANTS TO HURT ME

;_;

I actually don't know what that's from or what the reason is.

wehetjtrjyrkyjthgfgetjrherwererwtrtrwtwerewrerqwerewtwrtw

Hush it's a Dark Souls reference

YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, PUNK

You mean Electric Tale of Pikachu? Shit, those were da bomb.

Guys

You will know when it starts

I will tell you when it starts

WELP HERE WE ARE

ARE WE AMAZED YET

do you think maybe we could work some mournful weeping into our busy schedule of amazement

[/feel sorry for meeee for this thing i have done to myseeeelf]

hahaha IT'S HAPENING YOU FAT NASTY TRASH.

popoopopioiopioipooioipoiopoiooipuopuipouopiopupoip

No it is actually 20 ok

You see all of these comments on when it will happen or what page we're on look very silly when we've hit the 20-page mark

...It's going to be just you two for a page, isn't it.

YEP. Sighhhh

*FIREFOX CRASHED HERE*

What are you playing Tony Hawk

BAAAA BOOOO BAAAA duu dun duu dun duu d-

Wait wrong theme music

So I'm watching Fairy Tail

And this fat dude is burrowing through the ground and going BUOYOYOYOYOYO

and as a result I cannot focus long enough to respond to this quote

You know that time when

I CAN SEE THE FUTUREEEE

I'M ON FIREEEE

Yes, it has

In fact it has gotten well over that many

No, we're actually already there.

He is almost correct. THIS IS HOW I WILL RESPOND TO EVERYTHING LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE

Makaze failing to read properly?! You need sleep boi

I knew your mother last night [/bible slang]

This time around the posts are severely underwhelming

And as a result I am probably going to be less funny overall

You're killin' me people

No, Ubi est soft. :v

WAIT JAN COME BACK ; a;

Clearly this one (WARNING: CONTAINS DEM BUTTS)

See, you know what else looks weird to me, when I go to do this

People talking to each other via quotes

*anyone *brick'd*

DON'T TALK ABOUT ROCKS

Because we like to see me suffer

And I like to inflict suffering on myself for others' amusement

It's a cruel and strangely non-protested vicious cycle

Nope, only up to page 20. YOUR PLAN FAILS DUE TO ME NOT GIVING A SHIT.

I think I already responded to this

which was dumb because now I have to respond to me responding to this

Or we can look at this Cosbyistically and say, "Bappa floop diddly mubbo puddin pops"

Hey look

I've got all the naked you need ok *cough points several replies up*

YOU NOT AT ALL FIGURATIVELY BROKE YOUR FIREFOX, DUMBASS

HAPPY NOW?!

STOP MAKING

ME HUNGRY

stairs oof.​

This post is wasting precious comedy time

How do you even have two fonts on one sdgkjsdfladshfkskfhjdgsfsdkjhdgsfsdhf

What are you a cat

Spoiler

8ut ooooooooh so fashiona8le. :::;D

I see that x, boyo.

Remember that problem I had with Fairy Tail before

Now I'm having it with Teen Titans

THE END, PART 1

BEST SEASON FINALE OF ANYTHING EVER

Whenever I don't know how to respond I'm just going to post quotes from THE END PARTS 1 AND 2

"Don't hurt them..."

"I'm not the one hurting them."

Oh, hi Fire. :L

whoooo are you

who who, who who

SEE

WHEN ROBIN WAS ABOUT TO DIE

RAVEN SAID OK ENOUGH I'LL GO WITH YOU

O

T

P

[/the only crack ship i will ever indulge]

That video

oh god

That poor kid

No response.

Fuck I'm dubbing down all these steps

See

This is what I'm talking about

You could be referring to a penis for all I know

You people need to learn to think in the long-term

"Even your own army won't listen to you."

DEEZ STAIRS *brick'd*

"All I wanted was to make your last day perfect. Instead, you spent it worrying about me."

"That's what friends do."

"*dinosaur noises*"

Be careful, you can be killed now. [/HA NOW WHO'S MAKING THE OBTUSE FANDOM JOKES]

Oh great, now my cursor broke. *refresh* Ahhhh there we go

I don't either

No he clearly means wrong

It fits him too well to be accidental

Plums

You're trying too hard

I keep hearing your stupid video.

You're a jackass.

What are you even

See now you're doing the thing qrkjdgsfshjgshk

OH GOD ARE WE GOING TO START THE SONG QUOTES NOW

Jesus

*sigh* Let me load up some tabs

You don't even know

Who are you even talking to

DO YOU SEE HOW SILLY THIS LOOKS NOW

*GROWING INCREASINGLY EXASPERATED*

You know what

You guys seriously

I like your style.

DAREST THEE DEMAND OF JAYN?!

SHE MUST RESERVE HER BRAIN POWER FOR WEAVING TOGETHER MAGNIFICENT ROLE PLAYS AND TRUTH OR DARE QUESTIONS

Oh I see how it is

Hey everybody let's turn all of lonely little Forzie's threads into hookup threads

Won't that be a hoot, oh ho ho ho ho

This reminds me of a joke from a Halo Machinima I really liked that I can't find anymore

"What's the shape of Germany? Daaaas BOOT!"

That's what's so lovely about her~

Yeah ok blame me for you getting laid that's usually how it works

In early '99 I beat the Ocarina of time

I'm quite the legend in this town

My friends get wicked shit from all the foul-mouthed fools you roll with

... ;_;

Just push your luck, there will be blood; most likely our own carnage

We all just wanna do our thing without the misery you bring

Go fuck yourselves, leave us alone~

YOU AAAALL NEED TO GOOOO AWAAAAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

YOU AAAALL NEED TO LEAVE MEEEE AND MY HOMEBOYS ALONE

YOU AAAALL NEED TO GOOOO AWAAAAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

PFFFFHAHAHAHA

Thank you, man

YOU AAAALL NEED TO LEAVE ME AND MY SENSITIVE HOMEBOYS ALONE~

"Raven wasn't the only one with a bad side."

No. No it's not.

No it's NOT HOLY DSKJGFSDJGSDF WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I don't even

GOD DAMN IT LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED

THIS IS NOT QUESTION TIME

QUESTION TIME IS QUESTION TIME

WAIT 'TIL MY TURN COMES BACK AROUND

YEAH SEE

YOU SEEM TO FORGET YOU'RE ON A FORUM PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNGSTERS

"You remind me of our sister!"

"I will take that as a compliment."

"No wonder Terra dumped you."

That line hurt me ;_;

"This doesn't change a thing. If I ever see you again-"

"I wouldn't expect anything less."

I can't say that character would be one of your strongest assets

Not that we're perfect, merely extra perfect

So don't think you know a thing about a thing you know nothing about

Go fuck yourselves, leave us alone~

YOU AAAALL NEED TO GOOOO AWAAAAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS~

I don't even know if this is a song lyric or if you're responding to something someone said or what

and Teen Titans is over

so

skgfgkhsdfldskjhslkgjsgsdfkjlsdgsdf

That stopped being funny before it even started

wqeqewrqweqweweqewwewqeqweqwqweqweq

Now here's something I'd sing <3

Dingo dingo dingo dingo

Dingo dingo dingo DILE. :3

Home with the milk in the morning,

singin' the same old song~

What the dick

YOUR TEXT SAYS ONE THING BUT YOUR SONG LYRICS SAY ANOTHER ;_;

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL OEWIREWOIGUWHWIUREREWIPOWEYTEIPOYEWT

...

y'all *****z gey

I never know what you're talking about because you don't use quotes at all

AND THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR

Spoiler

This is your punishment.

What have changed

Oh Mach what a ho

I CAN'T QUOTE ANYTHING FROM OH EDO ROCKET

FKJSHDSKFJSDGK

No jury in the world

Ooooh you made her maaaad~

hahahehehuhuhahehohihuhehiuheahuo

I was going to ask you if it was a rotation or if you just couldn't decide which one you liked best

>all 17 of them
>89

YEAH!

Oh lawd here we go

What is I don't

Can we do that first one later ;D *brick'd*

Ikr? Hell, I ain't complainin'~ *double brick'd*

I don't even know what you're doing right now

so here is Batdance

Oops, looks like

I missed two. [/edit]

Like the track, not much for the singing

*tucks you in* :o

You are excited about this aren't you

WHO IS YOU FUCK

Yes you ******plug see what you have wrought

We're not 6 pages from, we're one after

*tucks you in* :o

Yeap.

Yeap.

Wow you self-entitled dickbeast no one cares about your day

Keep calm and post on?

You know, this used to be one of my favorite villain songs.

I am quickly tiring of it thanks to the militant fandom suddenly behind it.

Can you people please stop making me go back on my vendetta against popularity bias

What the moist, glistening fuck are you on about

;_;

HARUMPH HARUMPH

Why are you cheering them on

I guess now's as good a time as any to confess this.

I don't much care for Persona music. It is WAY too artificial-sounding to me.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

You are excited about this

Good lord you like to see me suffer the most don't you

...Why does that turn me on

Let's do the fooka-fooka!

Billy Zane?!

Can we make those my dreams instea-*brick'd*

So there's a commercial on for yourged.org

and all these kids are sad at their jobs

and then they all look real hard at these walls

and push and they all fall down

and they're like "when you get your ged, the barriers in your life break down"

and I feel like such an old conspiracy theorist fart when I think THE LIES WE TELL THESE POOR CHILDREN

Dearest Jayn

Don't you know the way to my heart is with sappy j-rock?!

Try some Bump of Chicken or The Pillows

He is watching you Mufasturbate

YOU AAAALL NEED TO GOOOO AWAAAA-*brick'd*

HOLD

THE

GOD

DAMN

PHONE.

Are you mackin' on my gig, bub? Are you riffin' on my shtick?! DO I NEED TO SHOW YOUR ASS UP AGAIN?!

What, you think you can appease me by including my name in the lyrics?! I KNOW YOUR GAME, CHILD, AND I AM NO SUCKER! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

PREPARE YOUR TIGHT VIRGIN ANUS, RUDEBOY!!

*GUITARRRR*

YOU CAN'T KILL THE NOVA
THE NOVA WILL LIVE ON.

WOLFIE TRIED TO KILL THE NOVA
BUT SHE FAILED, AS SHE WAS SMOTE TO THE GROUND.
THE FUK TRIED TO ROCK THE NOVA
BUT HE FAILED, AS NOVA ROCKED THE HOUSE, TO THE GROUND.
KS TRIED TO SNARK THE NOVA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
HE FAILED! AND HE WAS SNARKED TO THE GROUND!

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYEAH!

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYEAH!

deddeeedledleddeeedledleddee

no one can destrooooy the noooova
the nova will strike you down with a vicious blow
we are the vanquished foes of the noooova
now we fill our signatures with his quooootes

FORSAKEN TRIED TO COPY THE NOVA
BUT THE NOVA SAVED THE DAAAAY
BRITISH TRIED TO REPLACE THE NOVA
BUT THE NOVA WAS IN THE WAAAAY
CHRISTHOR TRIED TO TROLL THE NOVA
BUT IT JUST COULD NOT BE DOOOONE
MAKAZE TRIED TO DEBATE THE NOVA!
...THE JURY'S STILL OUT ON THAT ONE

YEAH!

NOVA

IT COMES FROM FLORIDA!







*drops the mic*

I

THINK

NOT.

Then post why do you

What are you even talking about

GS what are you doing xD

Still don't know what you're responding to

...You're crazy.

Oh lawd don't you start Larlar.

Spoiler

Beg to differ, twerp.

Ok Durarara!! is coming on so I have a new repository of quotes to throw at dumb-ass comments like this

"The Headless Rider? Yeah, he's right here!"

"BLEHHHH"

"It's a bit of a flight of fancy, so try to think outside the box."

"You want me to eat egg shells or something?"

Fuck did you just call me

Spoiler

AT THE READY.

image courtesy of What?

Leave, or wait for me to finish

Or that, yes

You're all hobags

Every one of you

Nope I'm done singing

You can just have your dumb songs

and I will just

move on to the next post

until I find one

where you guys aren't OH FFS ASHWIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

"I can't get by without you, and you can't get by without me."

Ok you need to go

Stoner rock is best country

Noooo hold on

My birthday is next weekend

Cookie cake please c:

YOU AGAIN?!

IT KEEPS HAPPENI-*brick'd*

Ah, ahhh... Yes, yes, yes! Almost there... Mmmm, harder~

Mm, oh, ohhh, oh yeah, right there~

...Aaaand there goes my ladyboner.

...What

What the

W-

...

Do you know what she's talking about

Can you get her to stop

Er no

NOOOOPE

Chuck Testa.

BINGOOOO

aaaand we're done. Now let's see if this will post without obliterating my computer.

 

Wow you really did it... I'm shocked it got 2 over 20 pages... totally shocked.

 

So rewarding.
Thank you for following through.
Very amusing. ​

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Well isn't that nice.




Now make a new thread, but this time 50 pages.

 

You shut up

All in due time, my friend

 

It is quite simple.

You enter: [noparse]This is font text and so is this also this.[/noparse]

Resulting in: This is font text and so is this also this.

 

Cookie cake? Dude come on. That's just a giant cookie.

 

No

Within a single tag

you have two fonts

Aksidenz, Sans-Serif

How yu du dis

DON'T YOU EVER DIS THE COOKIE CAKE

besides it's my birthday i eat what i want >:C

 

Oooh. I called upon a font family. Akzidenz is a subfont of Sans-Serif, or vice versa. Or so I am led to believe.

 

Oh ok.

Also apparently three hours of hard work deserves as much rep as three seconds to find an image macro.

So yeah don't expect another one of these :L

 

It seriously took you 3 hours?