March of the Dogs needs help.

Last night I was trying to talk to him on the phone, and he kept asking for this thing called "sex."

So I told him "no!" but he pushed me down. Then... he raped me.

He needs help, I mean geez March of the Dogs that is just mean!

 

It's amazing how he did that over the phone.

 

OMG lyke dat is so hrrble Roxas,I feel srry 4 u.

 

I know. . . this thread and the last one make me spit out my coke. . .xD

 

Phone sex - another wonderful thing!

 

He physically pushed you over the phone? Holy fuck, that's like ungodly.

 

Here it goes again...

 

Ungodly?

I'd categorize it as "godly" since it's a power most humans don't have.

Or maby Dogly, as dogs can do it too.

 

DOGS HAVE GOD POWERS?!
*uses powers to create a taco*
COOL!

 

Nate's post was actually pretty funny until it was quoted by this person.

 

Agreed. x2.

 

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